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[TD1]

What, you thought Toady was a real person? DF is the nectar, the forums....the trap.

[Teneb]

So what you're saying is, Bay12 has become sentient, and is harvesting users RAM to keep itself running?

Wait, you didn't know?

[Frumple]

Huh. Chrome lets you check memory usage for individual tabs?

[Tawa]

So what you're saying is, Bay12 has become sentient, and is harvesting users RAM to keep itself running?

Wait, you didn't know?

Yeah, seriously. It's common knowledge that DF is the forerunner of the Matrix. Realistic simulation of a world, complete with history and simulated living things, that can be modded to be modern or have things with superhuman qualities, can cause players to end up sitting there for hours, and is made out of nigh-incomprehensible characters?

Sound familiar?

I'm surprised some of you people didn't realize that immediately.

[miauw62]

chrome is actually 5000 different processes, you can check the ram for every one of them.
and they're all called chrome.exe

[Dutchling]

I have 4 tabs open and 11 different Chrome processes.

[Frumple]

That sounds kinda' horrible. I'll just... stick to Opera, I guess.

[Graknorke]

This pizza would put Pizza Hut out of business:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5udwntuV7c

That looks...


absolutely disgusting.
Why would you put that in your mouth?

[Darvi]

Spoiler: How the fuck did people not realize this sooner. (click to show/hide)

[07:26.24] <Miauw> http://i.imgur.com/5hAAOWn.png
[07:26.28] <Miauw> toady one = greatorder
[07:26.33] <Miauw> wake up sheeple
[07:27.29] <Inkwell> ...Fap-master supreme?... Is Toady?!
[07:27.36] <Inkwell>
[07:27.54] <__Darvi__> Why else did you think he was SUPREME?
[07:27.58] <__Darvi__> Supreme = Great
[07:28.07] <__Darvi__> The clues were literally everywhere

[Dutchling]

So apparently the Russian music I've been listening to is... Ukrainian?

Let's hope UR doesn't read this >.>

[TD1]

To the politics thread!

[Avis-Mergulus]

What music would that be?

[Dutchling]

Okean Elzy.

And something that looks like Okean Elzy in Cyrillic.

[Truean]

It appears the cat has just beaten the hell out of the dog. They got along for years too.

Didn't see it but saw the aftermath. There's a vet bill from this.

I'm inclined to believe the little son of a bitch deserved it somehow but all the same, WTF?

[KingofstarrySkies]

MASTAH

STOP ORDERING YOUR SLEEPER AGENTS TO ATTACK

GOD DAMMIT