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[Tawa]

I wanted to make a crappy joke, but it was too immature.

[pisskop]

You don't go into gas station restroooms, and you definitely don't go to sit on the toilet.  Better off going in the woods or even behind a dumpster.

[Putnam]

They had to port Rock Band 3's Operation Ground and Pound chart to Guitar Hero 3 to full combo it, and even then it's still not been done.

[TamerVirus]

I went into a gas station restroom, and I saw the most horrible thing in the toilet. I do not believe it to have come from the body of man, and I dare not show it. There were some things man was not meant to see, and this was one of them. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cr'ap To'ilet wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Public restrooms are a portal to hell. TO HELL.

Never use a public restroom in China. EVER

[RedKing]

Never use a public restroom in China. EVER

Too late. And yeah, it make me think that "Worst Bathroom in Scotland" bit from Trainspotting was for wusses.
Sanlitun district of Beijing at about 2am, drunk off my ass. And after having gotten some sketchy chuan. 

[TamerVirus]

Ahh, yes. Street chuan

Cheap.

Delicious.

But like playing Russian Roulette with your bowels

[Yoink]

I am so bloody tired this morning, and as far as I'm aware I had a decent amount of sleep last night. Annoying.
I need to wake up so I can go for a long walk in the sun and buy comic books.

[RedKing]

Ahh, yes. Street chuan

Cheap.

Delicious.

But like playing Russian Roulette with your bowels

I always thought of them as a tiny, tasty, cumin-rubbed Sword of Damocles.

[Elephant Parade]

For reference:

I just deleted some spam/trolly stuff from tuypo1.  Since he or she has had 4 incidents in the last few weeks, including a week mute and a final warning, that's it for tuypo1.

It was inevitable.

It is terrifying.

Also, is it me, or has the font changed?

If it looks poorly-spaced and terrible, you're probably suffering from a certain Chrome bug that has afflicted me since yesterday.

[Neonivek]

Honestly... It is RARE I say this... but it is the only instance I can think of where I ever felt this way...

OHH MAN do I wish Professor Layton Versus Phoenix Wright was a movie and not a videogame.

It is the only videogame I can think of where I'd much prefer it to be a movie to a videogame (Layton also lends itself quite well to movies and a TV show... Phoenix Wright so far as proven it doesn't)

[BlackFlyme]

Found out how to scan images with the printer/scanner/fax machine without needing to use my mother's computer to do it.

Either I did it wrong or it does not enjoy putting things onto a USB. Parts of the images were cut off, though that was probably my fault. The images were lightened so much that they looked like plain white sheets of paper. GIMP managed to fix them though. Mostly, anyways.

E: It defaulted the images to 2550 x 3300 pixels  T_T

[itisnotlogical]

I find myself actually upset about a plot change in Power Rangers. What started as waiting for Game of Thrones S5 has become a genuine interest of mine. And it's bloody Power Rangers.

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Jason is ten times the leader Tommy is you corporate show writer bastards

[Alev]

I find myself actually upset about a plot change in Power Rangers. What started as waiting for Game of Thrones S5 has become a genuine interest of mine. And it's bloody Power Rangers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Jason is ten times the leader Tommy is you corporate show writer bastards

I read that as Game of Thrones SS. Not sure how exactly that would work.

[Yoink]

I just googled Craigslist and decided to finally try and figure out what it's about.

[Helgoland]

Game of Thrones SS? Simple - throw in the Industrial and one or two ordinary revolutions plus some major wars, and eventually you'll get Nazis.