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[alway]

Immigrants know that Minnesota is the best state.

Where all the women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above average...

[ShoesandHats]

Immigrants know that Minnesota is the best state.

Wrong. Obviously Wisconsin is superior. Just look at this cantankerous SoB:

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Now THAT'S a mascot. Plus, we/they've got beer and cheese. What more could you want?

[Tawa]

Dorfland is always the best state.

It's where the women are allowed to use babies as shields, all the men are short, and all the children have beards.

It's where you can be killed chopping down a tree (by an undead chicken leg, of course), come face-to-face with a giant three-eyed cockroach that lusts for blood while mining, and can build a collapsing room trap with quantum tanglement.

It's where a heart bruise means nothing, a lost toe spells doom, and a missing arm calls for hunting down a werecavy so you can be bitten.

Paradise.

[hops]

Are we really on such an age where even wars have the 'Everybody is a winner!' Mentality?

Except those who are dead, of course

I think that's how we should achieve world peace. Everyone wins all the wars! Both sides! It's over now!

If everyone wins the war, does that mean everyone is dead?

[Orange Wizard]

Well, duh. How else do you win a war besides annihilating all life on the planet?

[Tawa]

But then you lose, because you prove you're not immortal.

[hops]

But then you lose, because you prove you're not immortal.

Death is immortality.

Doublethink, n00b

[smjjames]

What the heck? The happy thread just got locked, looks like over some kind of fight people were having. In the happy thread no less.

[BadLemonsXI]

What the heck? The happy thread just got locked, looks like over some kind of fight people were having. In the happy thread no less.

And all of typo's posts are gone. . .how that work?

Edit: wait never mind just read it.

[Orange Wizard]

For reference:

I just deleted some spam/trolly stuff from tuypo1.  Since he or she has had 4 incidents in the last few weeks, including a week mute and a final warning, that's it for tuypo1.

It was inevitable.

[Kadzar]

Immigrants know that Minnesota is the best state.

Wrong. Obviously Wisconsin is superior. Just look at this cantankerous SoB:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now THAT'S a mascot. Plus, we/they've got beer and cheese. What more could you want?

Yeah, Bucky may not be a honey badger, but he still doesn't give a fuck.

One thing I've got to question though is why our state bird is a robin. That's got to be the most boring bird in existence. Does any care that it has a bright red breast while the rest of it is ugly brown? Because I never have.

[Darvi]

Does any care that it has a bright red breast while the rest of it is ugly brown? Because I never have.

Nope, bird fetishes are none of my business.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Immigrants know that Minnesota is the best state.

Wrong. Obviously Wisconsin is superior. Just look at this cantankerous SoB:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now THAT'S a mascot. Plus, we/they've got beer and cheese. What more could you want?

Nope. THIS is a mascot.

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So is that.

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[scrdest]

For reference:

I just deleted some spam/trolly stuff from tuypo1.  Since he or she has had 4 incidents in the last few weeks, including a week mute and a final warning, that's it for tuypo1.

It was inevitable.

It is terrifying.

Also, is it me, or has the font changed?

[Steelmagic]

I am too damn clumsy, I tried to make a bowl of cereal and found out we had no milk. Now that's fine, but I don't want dry cereal this time. Through a series of events I managed to get cocoa crispies everywhere and make a mess. I also failed at making coffee last night and made a mess.