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[Graknorke]

Finished the final chapter of Telltale's 'The Walking Dead: Season Two'.

The tone is way different from the last one. But I kept expecting it to not be.

[scrdest]

There's also people that fantasize about being eaten

Apparently there's people who fantasise about being shrunk and flushed down the toilet.

Yeah, human brains can act unusually. I'm not sure how being turned into a turd-sized person and flushed down the bog is supposed to help you reproduce.

It isn't. I heavily suspect that it's far more about secondary feelings being accidentally wired to those responsible for vanilla arousal.

[EnigmaticHat]

There's also people that fantasize about being eaten

Apparently there's people who fantasise about being shrunk and flushed down the toilet.

Yeah, human brains can act unusually. I'm not sure how being turned into a turd-sized person and flushed down the bog is supposed to help you reproduce.

I think that one may be the intersection of two different fetishes.

As for helping you reproduce, well... evolution isn't that precise.  Just ask the appendix, male nipples, whatever gene makes people want to join frats, ect.

[TD1]

Frats: Herd instincts.
Appendix: 'Twas useful in a bygone time, so we put it in a nice retirement home.
Male nipples: Well, female nipples had to come from somewhere, and we were both made from the same basic model.

Poo fetishes: Emm....

Emmm.....

[Mictlantecuhtli]

I asked my nipples and they said I'd be foreveralone if not for their help.

[Bauglir]

Where else would I hang my coat?

[EnigmaticHat]

Frats: Herd instincts.

I knew someone was going to correct me on this.  Its Bay12 after all.

I actually wrote in a whole footnote explaining that I got it but then said fuck it, its not a joke any more at that point.

[TD1]

I knew it was a joke.

But to be effective, my post had to cover all bases, even the joke-smeared ones

[penguinofhonor]

I'm waiting for someone to pick me up from the mechanic and the shitty TV show they're playing is describing Ronald Reagan's encounter with a UFO.

Just Reagan?

What narrow scope. What about Abraham Lincoln and Jimmy Kimmel?

They actually talked about Obama and aliens (read: some guy related to Obama that said something about aliens once) and claimed that every president in the last 70 years has been vaguely related to alien issues or something.

Also it was on the History Channel. I didn't think it'd gotten that bad there.

[Bauglir]

Where else would I hang my coat?

My WTF for today is that Bauglir apparently has nipples that are permanently so erect (and probably freezing) that he can literally hang coats off of them.

I never said they were mine. I'm seeing how silly I can make this joke, yes. I think we can keep going.

[TD1]

Indeed.

If I were a girl, I would never be your friend.

[Frumple]

... no, to be honest, if baug is good enough at whatever baug does to convince people to let their nipples be used as coat hangers, I rather imagine baug has many friends of varying genders. Possibly species, as well. The amazing elephant coat rack! Double entendre for all!

Alternately, there are non-organic nipples. Word's used for a fair number of things.

[Tawa]

I'm waiting for someone to pick me up from the mechanic and the shitty TV show they're playing is describing Ronald Reagan's encounter with a UFO.

Just Reagan?

What narrow scope. What about Abraham Lincoln and Jimmy Kimmel?

They actually talked about Obama and aliens (read: some guy related to Obama that said something about aliens once) and claimed that every president in the last 70 years has been vaguely related to alien issues or something.

Also it was on the History Channel. I didn't think it'd gotten that bad there.

Oh, they've been hit bad with nearly identical shows about extraterrestrials.

But the Science Channel is the worst. They even seem to have replaced one of my favorites-- Dark Matters-- Twisted but True with The Unexplained Files.

Their executives need to be fired.

Literally.

[Worldmaster27]

From a cannon?

[Orange Wizard]

Into the sun.