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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56595 on: August 22, 2014, 07:42:39 am »

I knew a vegetarian...then she got iron deficiency. So back to obliterating animals with teeth
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56596 on: August 22, 2014, 07:44:17 am »

Care to share how to mess up Baked potatoes?  I mean maybe you can overcook them, but other then that there isn't a way. 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56597 on: August 22, 2014, 07:45:19 am »

I knew a vegetarian...then she got iron deficiency. So back to obliterating animals with teeth
Iron deficiency?
That's not even one of the things you should have a big problem with in regards to vegetarianism. Unless you have a poor diet before and then just cut out meat without changing anything I guess.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56598 on: August 22, 2014, 07:46:30 am »

Potato+oven/grill/whatever=deliciousness. There's really no way to fuck up baked potatoes.
Also your argument still makes no sense, since if you're vegetarian and a bad cook you can always get others to cook for you.

Baked potatoes just set your expectations for the meal so low that it's not possible to be disappointing.

Also I knew a vegetarian who wasn't a very good cook. Her boyfriend usually cooked for her, or she bought frozen meals and things.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56599 on: August 22, 2014, 07:50:01 am »

Care to share how to mess up Baked potatoes?  I mean maybe you can overcook them, but other then that there isn't a way. 
Overcooking, undercooking, not cleaning the damned thing, leaving eyes and whatnot in, the occasional bug/worm or whathaveyou. Etc., so forth, so on. That's not even getting into potential disasters involving seasoning and such.

Baked potatoes just set your expectations for the meal so low that it's not possible to be disappointing.
If baked potato is the low bar, I guess... what, everything above it is ambrosia and manna and whatnot? Seeing as how nicely baked potato is one of the most delicious of delicious things, if it is low, only that which the gods drink must be the next step up.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56600 on: August 22, 2014, 07:53:08 am »

Baked potatoes are merely a carrier for cheddar cheese.  They don't need to be good.  Just not horrible.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56601 on: August 22, 2014, 07:54:42 am »

Baked potatoes can be very nice if done well.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56602 on: August 22, 2014, 07:58:45 am »

You people are weird.

Baked potatoes are amazing.
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« Reply #56603 on: August 22, 2014, 08:02:18 am »

The trailer for Borderlands 2 GOTY Edition. It's so...So...

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« Reply #56604 on: August 22, 2014, 08:11:39 am »

Baked potatoes are like a giant hunk of moist chalk.

Baked sweet potatoes are way better though.
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« Reply #56605 on: August 22, 2014, 08:12:33 am »

... you have either never actually tasted moist chalk, or have been eating some ruddy terrible baked potatoes.
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« Reply #56606 on: August 22, 2014, 08:13:52 am »

Now I'd like to consume some moist chalk, 'cause apparently that shit is delicious.
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« Reply #56607 on: August 22, 2014, 08:15:50 am »

It's been a few years since I've eaten a baked potato. Adulthood has given me that freedom and it is amazing, but I admit my memory of their flavor might not be 100% accurate at this point.
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« Reply #56608 on: August 22, 2014, 08:16:47 am »

Baked potatoes plain are bland as hell. Needs liberal amounts of toppings to make palatable
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« Reply #56609 on: August 22, 2014, 08:17:58 am »

Adulthood has given me the opportunity to eat it like every other day :V

Every other day that I actually eat dinner, that is.
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