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[BFEL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

Relevant.

[Graknorke]

"Back in my day, we'd have been lucky to be hit with a sack of bricks. My da would get a tractor and wallop me with it."
"You only had a tractor? Whenever me or my 38 brothers would get beaten, we'd get the entire house ripped up and hurled our way."
"Only a house!? We'd've loved for it to only be a house, whenever we misbehaved it'd be half the Pennines over our heads."

I think my imagination makes these conversations better than they actually are.

EDIT: And I got ninjad by my own inspiration.
Curse you BFEL

[hops]

Noah: Back in the antediluvian days, our Almighty Da would flood the world and nearly kill all of living beings on Earth if we misbehave! Kids these days need to learn Piety.

[Hanslanda]

So I was thinking about cages today. They are kind of strange, aren't they?

Humans put other humans they don't like or think are dangerous in cages. And they also put various animals in cages, for a few reasons. Generally humans do not like entering cages themselves, considering it a punishment...

Unless there is a Great White Shark nearby, then we think cages are ABSOLUTELY AWESOME TO BE INSIDE.

[timferius]

So I was thinking about cages today. They are kind of strange, aren't they?

Humans put other humans they don't like or think are dangerous in cages. And they also put various animals in cages, for a few reasons. Generally humans do not like entering cages themselves, considering it a punishment...

Unless there is a Great White Shark nearby, then we think cages are ABSOLUTELY AWESOME TO BE INSIDE.

Nono, you are not in a cage, you have put the entire universe in a cage. You're on the outside.

[Tawa]

Nono, you are not in a cage, you have put the entire universe in a cage. You're on the outside.

Is it because you're keeping dinosaurs in it or because everybody else is insane?

[tahujdt]

Nono, you are not in a cage, you have put the entire universe in a cage. You're on the outside.

Is it because you're keeping dinosaurs in it or because everybody else is insane?

Yes.

[Truean]

Relatives with nowhere else to go ... at my place.... Making exceptionally anti gay comments.... Extremely ranty. Focused on past perceived slights instead of finding job and other practical matters.... If not for kids I might toss them out. Hospitality has limits; he is fast approaching them.

Of course, I'm not ever going to go for the abdominal aorta, but I am thinking it.

This arrangement will not last long, nor will it end on good terms.

[xxseuzxx]

at this moment i am pretty almost sure the majority of people in my country aren't sapient beings.

[hops]

Zombie outbreak?

[xxseuzxx]

nope.

[Vorthon]

...I'm actually making progress on the homebrew tabletop system I've been working on for the past 3-4 years. All it took was taking it from being a universal system to a system for a specific thing. Namely, Bionicle. Already got offensive and defensive elemental powers in a somewhat workable state. First release is gonna have movement-related elemental powers fairly abstract, and the only PC races will be Turaga, Toa, and Matoran, but still. I'm gonna have something to put out there in the near future. This is so freakin' weird.

[Orange Wizard]

Zombie outbreak?

nope.

Damn, it didn't work? I was certain I had the right strain this time.

[Xantalos]

...I'm actually making progress on the homebrew tabletop system I've been working on for the past 3-4 years. All it took was taking it from being a universal system to a system for a specific thing. Namely, Bionicle. Already got offensive and defensive elemental powers in a somewhat workable state. First release is gonna have movement-related elemental powers fairly abstract, and the only PC races will be Turaga, Toa, and Matoran, but still. I'm gonna have something to put out there in the near future. This is so freakin' weird.

Interest gained.

[Alev]

...I'm actually making progress on the homebrew tabletop system I've been working on for the past 3-4 years. All it took was taking it from being a universal system to a system for a specific thing. Namely, Bionicle. Already got offensive and defensive elemental powers in a somewhat workable state. First release is gonna have movement-related elemental powers fairly abstract, and the only PC races will be Turaga, Toa, and Matoran, but still. I'm gonna have something to put out there in the near future. This is so freakin' weird.

Interest gained.

Yes. I as well.