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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56160 on: August 13, 2014, 03:07:43 am »

I'm sitting here, at 1 am, a couple hundred miles from the nearest beach, yet I'm hearing the sounds of the ocean through my open window. ???

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56161 on: August 13, 2014, 04:18:00 am »

I recall calling sonic "the blue one" and tails "the orange dude" when I first got my PS2
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56162 on: August 13, 2014, 04:27:20 am »

I'm sitting here, at 1 am, a couple hundred miles from the nearest beach, yet I'm hearing the sounds of the ocean through my open window. ???

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« Reply #56163 on: August 13, 2014, 06:00:22 am »

So, I was walking along on my way home from the bus station- I'd missed my usual stop and had to get off at the next one, which is really about the same distance from my place anyway- feeling kinda sad, partly from the comedown after reading a great book, partly just due to usual reasons. It's early night-time, about 8:30-ish or so.

Anyway, I cross a road and am walking past a few trees by the footpath when I hear a sudden rustling, and spot a creature drop out of one to land lower on the trunk, maybe about hip height. I say "Oh, hello possum," as I usually say to the possums I encounter on my travels, and was about to continue on when the thing jumps off the trunk and springs towards me aggressively, arms wide and claws extended as though it intended to climb my leg.

I sidestep, shout "Fuck you, I'm not a tree!" and run a few steps to escape it.
Then I looked back, and it was just kinda milling around by the footpath, looking pretty lost and confused.
It seemed to consider climbing a telephone pole, then stopped and wandered around a bit more. I'm a bit worried it will wander out onto the busy road right next to it; not sure what it's problem is. I watched it for a while and it didn't seem to go anywhere, and I tried to encourage it to climb a tree but it mostly ignored me.

I think I might get some fruit and a blanket and go back, try to relocate it somewhere safer. After I finish my coffee, anyway.
Not like I have much else to do. I'm not sure it even was a possum, it looked somewhat different in its colouring and shape.
Possibly just a different breed, since I'm not sure what else it could be.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56164 on: August 13, 2014, 06:01:39 am »

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« Reply #56165 on: August 13, 2014, 06:41:47 am »

Haha. I think I could rock a set of understated, green druidic robes. Maybe with a wooden staff/jabberwocky stick to complete the look.

Anyway, I went back with a towel and the critter wasn't there, and not splattered over the road nearby, either. I guess Mister-or-Miss Possum got their shit together... and I didn't get mauled to death by an ungrateful lost marsupial. Speaking of shit, I am taking a huge dump as I type this.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56166 on: August 13, 2014, 06:50:43 am »

Hey, if he's the Druid, I'm the Sorc. No such thing as too much magic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56167 on: August 13, 2014, 06:52:13 am »

Alright, this shit is insane now, I wake up, get terrified for school, go to said school and at worst find myself uninterested by school, the leave and then get terrified of sleeping because then I'll have to go to school the next morning.
What is my brain doing up there because at this point it's just stupid.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56168 on: August 13, 2014, 08:20:01 am »

There a D&D test thing that said I would be a Druid.
It also said I have a wisdom of 9 so I can't cast spells. :P
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« Reply #56169 on: August 13, 2014, 08:21:57 am »

There a D&D test thing that said I would be a Druid.
It also said I have a wisdom of 9 so I can't cast spells. :P
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A wisdom of 9? That is suspiciously conservative!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #56170 on: August 13, 2014, 08:24:46 am »

I thought a low wisdom was liberal?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #56171 on: August 13, 2014, 08:26:27 am »

9 is high in the world of LCS.
Not sure about how it is in D&D but I'm guessing the comparison isn't one that works just by straight taking the number from one to the other.
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« Reply #56172 on: August 13, 2014, 08:29:05 am »

Everyone in Fantasy-land smokes a pipe and wears old fashioned vests and buckled shoes and shit, so of course their wisdom scores are through the roof. Duh.
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« Reply #56173 on: August 13, 2014, 08:30:13 am »

In LCS you can have a wisdom of 1.
In D&D, that you render you a non-sentient being.

The systems have to based on how far they are from the average, not the straight numbers.
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« Reply #56174 on: August 13, 2014, 08:32:22 am »

assume d&d wisdom 10 is lcs wisdom 1, same applies to heart
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