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[TD1]

No, it's when two terminally stupid people get together and realise they have mating rights that Darwin turns over in his grave.

[Graknorke]

I remember the one story of a woman who tried to modify a pneumatic drill into a sex toy and completely failed in making it at all safe.
Concerned neighbour called the emergency services and then she got whisked away to hospital for internal bleeding and stuff.

[EnigmaticHat]

Sex drives that are dangerous to the reproductive health of their owners have not quite yet been weeded out by natural selection. Give it time...

I don't think that's how it works... I really doubt genes are specific enough to code for "belt sander", or even "machine", clearly it is at least partially environmental.

Also, for every one person who attempts fetish-based accidental suicide, there are a hundred who find internet porn like everyone else.

[BlackFlyme]

Still no idea where the mice are coming from, or why they would be in the basement, since it is pretty much the only area that the cats spend their time in.

My dad thinks that the cats are actually collecting them from around the house and bringing them to the basement to play with them.

[Alev]

Sex drives that are dangerous to the reproductive health of their owners have not quite yet been weeded out by natural selection. Give it time...

I don't think that's how it works... I really doubt genes are specific enough to code for "belt sander", or even "machine", clearly it is at least partially environmental.

Also, for every one person who attempts fetish-based accidental suicide, there are a hundred who find internet porn like everyone else.

So one in a hundred people dies of that? Wouldn't it be somewhere close to or higher than the millions?

[tuypo1]

somebody distributing a template under a no derivative works licence that's the whole point of a template to create derivative works from it

[SealyStar]

somebody distributing a template under a no derivative works licence that's the whole point of a template to create derivative works from it

If only the "Amazingly Stupid Things" thread weren't locked.

[Yoink]

Sex drives that are dangerous to the reproductive health of their owners have not quite yet been weeded out by natural selection. Give it time...

I don't think that's how it works... I really doubt genes are specific enough to code for "belt sander", or even "machine", clearly it is at least partially environmental.

Also, for every one person who attempts fetish-based accidental suicide, there are a hundred who find internet porn like everyone else.

Googling "belt sander porn" turned up nothing of the sort. WHY YOU LIE TO ME

[Tawa]

I just discovered that you can sing anything written in ballad meter to the tune of anything else written in ballad meter.

In effect, this means that you can sing the Pokémon theme to the tune of the Gillgan's Island theme.

[Loud Whispers]

I don't think that's how it works... I really doubt genes are specific enough to code for "belt sander", or even "machine", clearly it is at least partially environmental.
Also, for every one person who attempts fetish-based accidental suicide, there are a hundred who find internet porn like everyone else.

If DNA can code for mantis shrimps, it can code for belt sanders.

[tuypo1]

somebody distributing a template under a no derivative works licence that's the whole point of a template to create derivative works from it

If only the "Amazingly Stupid Things" thread weren't locked.

indeed

[Loud Whispers]

somebody distributing a template under a no derivative works licence that's the whole point of a template to create derivative works from it

If only the "Amazingly Stupid Things" thread weren't locked.

I still miss the Hitler face stabbing tangent and the Roman general Hawkins.

[BlackFlyme]

I could probably fill a couple of pages of that thread with the stupid stuff I hear at work.

[Orange Wizard]

What got it locked last time?

[tuypo1]

What got it locked last time?

presumably it started bashing political viewpoints