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[EnigmaticHat]

But that would undermine the point. Knee cultist.

I can't hear you over the sound of my knees.

You might want to get that checked out.

[Spehss _]

But that would undermine the point. Knee cultist.

I can't hear you over the sound of my knees.

You might want to get that checked out.

What? You said I might kneed to get that checked out?

[BlackFlyme]

Wait, pyramid's dead? Damnit, I made a thing, too.

Eh, screw it. Here:

Spoiler: Is large gif (click to show/hide)

Don't build pyramids if you don't want kobold raids.

Also, yay! I figured out how to expand and shrink an image in GIMP without massively lowering the quality!

[EnigmaticHat]

Sister hands me a 100-page TIME magazine.
"Mom says you need to read this and memorize it because she's gonna ask you questions about it later."
And thus what would have been an interesting read becomes an assignment.

wat

[Lyeos]

Sister hands me a 100-page TIME magazine.
"Mom says you need to read this and memorize it because she's gonna ask you questions about it later."
And thus what would have been an interesting read becomes an assignment.

wat

Whaaaaat? Why, even? :T

[BlackFlyme]

That doesn't even make sense.

Why would you have to memorize a magazine?

[Spehss _]

Sister hands me a 100-page TIME magazine.
"Mom says you need to read this and memorize it because she's gonna ask you questions about it later."
And thus what would have been an interesting read becomes an assignment.

Sounds like your mother kneeds a wake-up knee to the face.

Should I stop with the knees? I think I'll stop. I kneed to stop. I'll stop now. Don't hit your mom with your leg joint.

[hops]

My dad stopped pulling that shit on me after I started quizzing him on his newspapers.

Seems like I learn a lot of things just to spite my parents.

[Worldmaster27]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

why the heck would she want to quiz you on a magazine

:T

[Dutchling]

So. Just downloaded the newspaper. I expected te front page to be filled with Yazidi related shenanigans.

It's filled with recipies using food the Russians are no longer imoorting from the EU. "Help save the Dutch farmers".

This pear/pork/cheese thing looks kinda delicious I must admit.

[LordSlowpoke]

save the dutch farmers? i thought all tulips in russia were grown domestically

who gives a shit about genocide, better focus on our produce instead! fuck's sake europe

[Dutchling]

Food > ck2 sect

[LordSlowpoke]

eh, i went far with genocide

guess it's ethnic cleansing more like

but yeah isis m8 that shit doesn't get enough attention at all

[Dutchling]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, as far as I'm aware every other national newspaper does have the Yazidi on their frontpage and it also has been on news pretty much nonstop yesterday :p

Someone probably figured people were slready getting tired of it or something.

[MaximumZero]

Sister hands me a 100-page TIME magazine.
"Mom says you need to read this and memorize it because she's gonna ask you questions about it later."
And thus what would have been an interesting read becomes an assignment.

The answer is fire. "What was on page 43 of the Time magazine your sister gave you?" "Fire." "What?" "I burned it. That's what you get for pulling stupid shit like this."