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[Yoink]

I saw a couple [REDACTED] in a carpark once. It was grotesque, they didn't seem to care one bit that the whole world was watching them.

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They were ordering KFC. *shudder*

[Lightningfalcon]

Why do I always find used condoms when I'm sweeping the parking lot?

Welp, that's one more stupid idea for me.

...Getting a job sweeping parking lots?

More like having [REDACTED] in the parking lot.

Why would you redact in a parking lot?  It doesn't have the tools you would need to change publications or censor TV shows, after all. 

[Dutchling]

My [m24] girlfriend [f26] of 11 months walked in on me in the toilet and seems to think she caught me licking my dirty toilet paper!

You know God exists because stuff like this happens.

[Sergarr]

ew gawd

[SomeStupidGuy]

May I ask what they mean by that?

How long they've been in the relationship, one would imagine.

[Orange Wizard]

I don't think she's eleven months pregnant, in any case.

[Yoink]

Eleven Months A Slave? Sounds like a blockbuster to me.

[Descan]

Yeah, a period of time directly after stating your relations with a person generally means how long they have been that relation.

It does not mean his 26yr old girlfriend is 11 months old.

[kaenneth]

Yeah, a period of time directly after stating your relations with a person generally means how long they have been that relation.

It does not mean his 26yr old girlfriend is 11 months old.

The best part about have sex with twenty six year olds is that there is twenty of them.

[MonkeyHead]

Or 26 one year olds.

[/goes to hell]

[Dutchling]

Or a near-infinite amount of newborns.

[Tawa]

Or 3 and 5/7 7-year-olds.

We should start talking about something else.

[Helgoland]

You know, it could also mean a bit of chopped-up 104-year-old.

[Mr. Strange]

Saved for future use. Like when someone asks what b12 community is like.

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[Bauglir]

Guys, the joke only works because "twenty six-year-olds" sounds exactly the same as "twenty-six-year-olds" when spoken aloud. Division isn't even slightly relevant, and it's only coincidental that appears to with "twenty-six year-olds" (although that's a bit of a reach, I think). Now that I've thoroughly dissected the joke, I think we can move the conversation along, yes?