Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Arx]

You know a school has an awesome life science department when they have a rock python too large for the lab assistant to lift on his own.

Also, my phone also has a dedicated emoticon button.

[Dutchling]

O_O

Omg hai __^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!
^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____ =I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O) ] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_________-** ;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^<) **_____________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[Mictlantecuhtli]

That quote has radioactive levels of annoying

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke holds up spork

* LordSlowpoke jams the spork into dutchling's left cheek and twists it

[Dutchling]

You like it?

TASUKETE KUDASAII!!!!!~ ( ；´Д｀) watashi wa kawaii desu!! ゲラゲラ〜 xD pockyyy love my lvoe I love pocky!!!!!! YUM!! one day when i came home from school (EW!! YUCK!! id rather be watching bleach than be learning maths lolz) i asked my mommy to put my hair up just liek Hatsune Miku (the vocaloid for those of you who don't know xD) because i dunno how to tie my hair by myself ; ANYWAYYY.... When she did it, the pigtails wouldnt stay upp!!!! WTF? SO BAKA!! HAHAHA i'm sooo tsundere lol xD So i took a knife from the kitchen (made sure it was EEEXXXTTTRRRAAAA sharp!! (_−)−☆) and STABBED her in the tum-tum 27 times!! it made a LOTTT of bloods and icky things... Her limp, bleeding body reminded me of the Ponponpon music video by kyary pamyu pamyu!! she's my IDOL... or should i say SENPAI hahah!! i probably looked SOOOO bad-ass with the red blood of my mother staining my homemade miku cosplay outfit! i'm still SO mad at her for ruining it tho.. like WTF??? i MAY look like a kawaii little neko on the outside.... but get on my bad side and I UNLEASH MY TRUE WRATH!! （＾◇＾） LOL! uwu I'm soooo yandere don't you think,? and IF you don't know what that means YOU are NOT!! a true otaku! TRUE otakus know ALL about japanese culture, like ME. I know i may have been born white, but i KNOW deep down inside that i am japanese. Like how trans-gender people are. i'm trans-race. DEAL WITH IT! ( *｀ω´) anywayyyyyy back to the story haha i got a little carried away there i'm so baka wtf. i was SO mad that my kawaii pigtails wouldn't flow like miku's that i killed my mommy. it was so cool, like i was in some action anime or something!!!!! I wish somebody could have filmed it..... I would!ve made some GREAAAATTT cosplay! Haha! ☆:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆

[Yoink]

Oh gods what have I unleashed.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Oh gods what have I unleashed.

The apocalypse, apparently.

[TD1]

Oh gods what have I unleashed.

The apocalypse, apparently.

No, that only comes when Worldmaster changes his avatar back to a Rider.

[TamerVirus]

((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))

What hath god wrought

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Oh gods what have I unleashed.

The apocalypse, apparently.

No, that only comes when Worldmaster changes his avatar back to a Rider.

And what is a Rider?

[Worldmaster27]

Spoiler: You called, sir? (click to show/hide)

[miauw62]

I have a page full of emoticons in this soft keyboard for some reason:

Code: [Select]

^_^^o^>_<+_+@_@$_$^ω^-_-#-_-||≡^ˇ^≡╭∩╮(*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ≥﹏≤(*>.<*)╥﹏╥≧∇≦〒_〒⊙_⊙(￣.￣)→_→←_←≡^ˇ^≡(*ﾟｰﾟ)v(♡˙︶˙♡)(╯3╰)(*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ(*'▽'*)♪←_←←_←←_←←_←→_→→_→→_→(*'▽'*)♪ฅ'ω'ฅ(╯3╰)ฅ'ω'ฅ\( ö )/≡^ˇ^≡\( ö )/(´⊙ω⊙`)(´⊙ω⊙`)\( ö )/(♡˙︶˙♡)(๑¯ω¯๑)≡^ˇ^≡≧∇≦ฅ'ω'ฅ(*'▽'*)♪ฅ'ω'ฅ(*'▽'*)♪(ˉ(∞)ˉ)(*'▽'*)♪(ˉ(∞)ˉ)(*'▽'*)♪(ˉ(∞)ˉ)(*ﾟｰﾟ)v┐(´д｀)┌￣へ￣(｡•́︿•̀｡)ฅ(๑*▽*๑)ฅ!!(╥╯﹏╰╥)งฅ(๑*▽*๑)ฅ!!凸(>皿<)凸╯﹏╰(｡ŏ_ŏ)(º ﾛ º๑)(｡ì _ í｡)￣へ￣(｡•́︿•̀｡)凸(>皿<)凸(๑-﹏-๑)凸(>皿<)凸(๑-﹏-๑)(｡ŏ_ŏ)( TДT)(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥(๑و•̀ω•́)و(๑´ڡ`๑)♡҉٩(*´︶`*)۶҉Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→(((o(*>ω<*)o)))Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→(((o(*>ω<*)o)))(((o(*>ω<*)o)))(((o(*>ω<*)o)))(((o(*>ω<*)o)))(((o(*>ω<*)o)))╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑(๑´ڡ`๑)♡╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄( • ̀ω•́  )✧҉٩(*´︶`*)۶҉ლ(´ڡ`ლ)(ﾉ*>∀<)ﾉ♡(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥٩(๑´3｀๑)۶Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→(○ﾟεﾟ○)(๑´ڡ`๑)♡(｡•́︿•̀｡)ฅ(๑*▽*๑)ฅ!!(ﾉ*>∀<)ﾉ♡〣( ºΔº )〣凸(>皿<)凸〣( ºΔº )〣(╥╯﹏╰╥)งლ(´ڡ`ლ)٩(๑´3｀๑)۶(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄(○ﾟεﾟ○)(っ´▽`)っ(╥╯﹏╰╥)ง( TДT)\(  ˆoˆ)/\(ˆoˆ  )/(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥٩(๑´3｀๑)۶٩(๑´3｀๑)۶(｡•́︿•̀｡)ฅ(๑*▽*๑)ฅ!!╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑(๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄°.*\( ˆoˆ )/*.°(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))°.*\( ˆoˆ )/*.°٩(๛ ˘ ³˘)۶♥(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥(๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)ヽ（´∀｀）ノヽ（´∀｀）ノ●︿●╯﹏╰┐(´д｀)┌ฅ(๑*▽*๑)ฅ!!(｡•́︿•̀｡)￣へ￣￣へ￣ヽ(｀⌒´)ノ(๑♡∀♡๑)(=ﾟДﾟ=)٩(●˙—˙●)۶`(*∩_∩*)′(๑♡∀♡๑)(=ﾟДﾟ=)٩(๑❛▽❛๑)۶↖(^ω^)↗(´⊙ω⊙`)(๑♡∀♡๑)≡^ˇ^≡(*'▽'*)♪(*'▽'*)♪(*ﾟｰﾟ)vฅ'ω'ฅ\( ö )/d=(´▽｀)=b╰(*´︶`*)╯(♡˙︶˙♡)(๑♡∀♡๑)≡^ˇ^≡(=ﾟДﾟ=)(*>.<*)ฅ'ω'ฅʕ•ﻌ•ʔฅ'ω'ฅʕ•ﻌ•ʔʕ•ﻌ•ʔʕ•ﻌ•ʔฅ'ω'ฅ(ˉ(∞)ˉ)d=(´▽｀)=bd=(´▽｀)=bd=(´▽｀)=b●︿●`(*∩_∩*)′ฅ'ω'ฅ(ˉ(∞)ˉ)(ˉ(∞)ˉ)(ˉ(∞)ˉ)(*>.<*)←_←(*>.<*)←_←╭∩╮@_@╭∩╮^ω^(*´∇｀*)(*>.<*)(♡˙︶˙♡)(*>.<*)≡^ˇ^≡≧∇≦ฅ'ω'ฅ\( ö )/ฅ'ω'ฅ(￣.￣):V

[Sergarr]

This is the face of Antichrist.

Meanwhile, time-traveling walking trees.

[Worldmaster27]

Meanwhile, time-traveling walking trees.

The elves have finally done it...

Their war machines will be upon us at any moment. We must be ready!

PREPARE YOUR AXES AND FLAMETHROWERS!

[LordSlowpoke]

so you are saying elves are throwing infinite wood at us and that's a bad thing

think of all the biomass

we could terraform mars with that compost man