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[Lyeos]

* Tawarochir sets Kevak on fire and punches him

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Wait a second, have you guys noticed that Kevak hasn't used the forum an awful lot lately?

Apparently real world stuff.
Gah, don't you keep track of all of his threads?
If you don't, you'll never know what's going on or when he'll make updates because he only ever posts the info in one of them, at random.

[TamerVirus]

Are you possibly suggesting the creation of area Kevak?

[Tawa]

Oh.

[Lyeos]

Are you possibly suggesting the creation of area Kevak?

No, I'm suggesting he actually post the information in all the relevant threads so people will stop bumping his games and asking when he's going to update. Unless he hasn't put that info anywhere.

...

Or passed his deadline by several days.

[alway]

Russia back in control of Foton gecko sex satellite

Welp.

Ah yes, the space sex satellite: greatest scientific experiment of our time

I really want an answer to the question, "what is it like to have sex in space?"

For the geckos:
"OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP I'M FALLING WHY AM I STILL FALLING OH CRAP THIS IS GOING TO HURT OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP oh hey that's a sexy looking gecko over there OH CRAP I'M FALLING WHY AM I STILL FALLING OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP I'M FALLING OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP oh hey, now I'm up next to that sexy gecko OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP I'M FALLING HELP HELP OH CRAP WHY AM I STILL FALLING"

Though in general, it's tricky. Most of the sex positions used by most critters and humans require gravity assistance for friction against surfaces, structural stability, and the pressure to keep the two critters smooshed up against one another. With humans, this would likely involve some form of light mutual bondage; things along the lines of elastic cords to replicate the necessary pressure from gravity, along with straps to keep you from drifting around and injuring yourselves.

The other question surrounding it come afterwards: can we effectively procreate in 0G. So far as I'm aware, we haven't really done many tests on what happens to critters who develop, are born, and raised in 0G; but I doubt it's superpowers.

[MaximumZero]

I'm willing to bet that it's mostly decreased bone and muscle density.

[AlleeCat]

Can someone please tell me who the fuck Nash Grier is and why the hell tumblr is obsessed with him?

This person, apparently. Seems to be some idiot kid that got some internet popularity by doing stuff tumblr presumably dislikes.

He said he doesn't like girls who don't shave their armpits. Got roasted forever from that day onwards, hilarious stuff.

I think it's fine to not be attracted to certain things, like hair or body shape or ethnicity, as long as you don't go and shame or discriminate against them for having something you're not attracted to. Why is it that me not being into black people makes me a racist, but my friend not being into women is completely fine? I like black people just fine, I'm just not really attracted to them.

[Descan]

I'm not going to re-type what I said but I'm pointing out that Loud Whispers is doing that whole "absurd argument" thing here (possibly in jest :V), and that it wasn't a simple matter of this Nash fellow just saying all tentative and innocent like "well this is what I like so..." and Tumblr going rabid.

Plus, again, homophobic twatlord.

[TamerVirus]

'Lord of twats' sounds like a very mediocre boss, like the unremarkable boss in between worlds 2 and 3

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

That sounds like a boss in dark souls, just because it's always [adjective] [title/verb].

[tahujdt]

Can someone please tell me who the fuck Nash Grier is and why the hell tumblr is obsessed with him?

This person, apparently. Seems to be some idiot kid that got some internet popularity by doing stuff tumblr presumably dislikes.

InternetAristocrat did a video on him as part of his Hugbox Chronicles (a series covering incidents of Tumblr raeg, such as the 'Welcome to Tumblr' video's reception.

[Molly Renata]

I actually found this some time ago, but I stumbled across it again while I was listening to normal music...

[penguinofhonor]

InternetAristocrat did a video on him as part of his Hugbox Chronicles (a series covering incidents of Tumblr raeg, such as the 'Welcome to Tumblr' video's reception.

The fact that there are video series on Tumblr drama makes me very sad.

[TamerVirus]

I actually found this some time ago, but I stumbled across it again while I was listening to normal music...

Is everything pokemon with you?

I mean...this is Bay12, home of...uh... Dwarf fortress

[Dutchling]

Youtube.

What is "Vaginal Fantasies #31" doing in my subscription feed.

Question mark.

edit: oh boy it's a livestream