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[Lyeos]

I meant...Egh. Nevermind.

Shhh, I understand.
If it doesn't count, it should.
If it doesn't count, I need to go burn some people. 

[LordSlowpoke]

you mean drag them into the fiery yet humid abyss you call home?

oh i have an on topic also

one whole on topic

my stomach is broken, i've been eating more things than i usually manage in three days today

is it the whole blood loss thing i dunno

[Sergarr]

blood loss doesn't sound good

[TamerVirus]

slowpoke....are you doing things to your internal organs that we should know about?

[LordSlowpoke]

slowpoke....are you doing things to your internal organs that we should know about?

what i do with my internal organs is my own business stop oppressing m-

* LordSlowpoke bursts into laughter

nah i don't think i'm doing anything special with them i mean if i were attempting divination using my own kidney i'd probably brag about it a lot

[Urist Imiknorris]

PewDiePie has a video wherein he reacts to his own videos. It's become self-sustaining.

[MagmaMcFry]

So, my mom asked me to scan something for her.
I start scanning the thing, and while waiting for the printer to reset and the file to save between scans, I started reading it.
It was a 12-page report on me when I was in third grade.
Some things were interesting, some proved things I already knew about myself, and some were just hilarious (Chances of anxiety: very low)
Some also made me slightly angry (They made me self-evaluate. I was a third grader. I was completely honest, thinking it would be private. My mom probably read that report by now).
So... Yeah.

The most important question here is probably why your mom would need to have that scanned.

[Dutchling]

Spoiler: Don't fuck with a fireplace. (click to show/hide)

[Yoink]

WHAT KIND OF PORN INTRO IS THAT, DUTCHLING?
Well, it's certainly on-topic. >.>

[Dutchling]

It's from a 911 infomercial or something

[Akura]

So, my iPod decided that yes isn't a word, and that I obviously meant tea when I was writing.
WTF?!

Succumb to the tea.

Let it take you in its embrace.

The war on coffee is ongoing.

You are Recruit 3899345

I can get behind this. I still got them war scars from over 20 years ago.

Ah yes, I remember the Tea vs Coffee war. Especially the part when the entire Tea army(== the population of Great Britain) invaded Coffe's most important holdings. Because we were so busy infighting over whether or not milk should be added or labeled a sin requiring death to purge, we could do nothing to stop them.

[Yoink]

Wouldn't the Tea Army be fighting over the same thing, though?
After all, everyone who has their tea without milk is a complete nutjob and not to be trusted. Common knowledge, that.

[sjm9876]

You forget the third faction that adds Baileys.

[Yoink]

Wait... in coffee, or tea?
I can definitely understand adding it to coffee instead of milk, that's quite possibly the tastiest hot beverage ever.
But tea? Never heard of doing that with tea. Now I'm curious as to how that would taste.

[LordSlowpoke]

Wouldn't the Tea Army be fighting over the same thing, though?
After all, everyone who has their tea without milk is a complete nutjob and not to be trusted. Common knowledge, that.

* LordSlowpoke stabs yoink in the pancreas

you mean your milk without tea

fucking scrubs, adding only a dash and going "WOW TEA WITH MILK HOW AMAZING" learn to brew royal or stop wasting leaves