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[scrdest]

Not been feeling thirsty, but when I went to the toilet, my piss was the darkest yellow I've ever seen it.

Once I started drinking, I was thirsty as hell.

ADH is strong in this one.

[Yoink]

Anyway: new WTF, the fork gremlin has apparently stolen my forks. Well, one of them (I have two). The other was just left in my brother's room- I let it stay there for now, since if I brought it into the kitchen I'd have to wash it, and ain't nobody got time for that.
The other one, though, is still missing. I had to use some weird miniature fork I dug out of a cupboard to eat my noodles.
Never actually seen it before, as far as I can remember.

UPDATE: My brother was back briefly this morning (he's currently housesitting for someone, hence why he's not here much) and he appears to have taken the bowl (containing the fork) out of his room and left it on the kitchen sink, with the fork still submerged in the murky gunk remaining in the bowl. >_>
I mean, we usually take a pretty relaxed stance on dishes and cleanliness around here, but that's just weird.
Also he left the cooking pot we cook noodles in on the sink as well, full of noodle-bits. This could fit in a "things that made you mildly annoyed today" thread, but it fits here as well because I'm usually the especially slobby person around here, damnit.

Bonus WTF: How many pages of my posts I had to go back through to quote that. I post pretty frequently, apparently.

[Reelya]

holy shit. my teacher for this network security class is a retard. he's explaining "trojans". this is the conversation i just had.

Teacher : "ïf you watch the movie Troy..."
Me: "dude, i don't think people need to see the movie to know about the Trojan War"
Teacher (ignoring me) : "well the story is back in the 1880s there was this war between the Greeks and the Trojans"
Me: "dude, that war was like 800BC or something! definitlely not the 1880s"
Teacher: "Well I don't know (laughs) It was before I was born"

[Yoink]

What a dumbass. Everyone knows they were named after the condoms!

[Criptfeind]

I'm sure this isn't a original thought in any way, but it just struck me. Why is a condom brand named after a city that is most famous in how it was successfully penetrated.

[Darvi]

Don't be daft, they were named after Councelor Troi.

[Flying Dice]

I'm sure this isn't a original thought in any way, but it just struck me. Why is a condom brand named after a city that is most famous in how it was successfully penetrated.

Ah, but remember how it was penetrated. The walls were never breached.

[Descan]

Don't be daft, they were named after Councelor Troi.

Same question.

I'm sure this isn't a original thought in any way, but it just struck me. Why is a condom brand named after a city that is most famous in how it was successfully penetrated.

Ah, but remember how it was penetrated. The walls were never breached.

That just makes it sound like the Trojan condom will help you slip past her defenses without breaching them. ... IE. Rape.

[Reelya]

Anyway, why is it the Trojan Horse? Why not the Greek Horse?

[Frumple]

Because it was ostensibly a gift for the city of Troy. S'just, y'know, the hidden gooey center was murder instead of chocolate or whatever.

[Sirus]

I found FuzzyZergling on YouTube!

They can combine together to form one giant Dickbutt.

[Yoink]

I guess it... protects its fragile cargo as they/it enter into a dangerous, hostile environment? *shrug*

[BlackFlyme]

I know we don't really drink milk in this house but what the hell?

Still on the first bag of three. Noticed it tasted odd. Checked expiry date. Almost two weeks ago.

Seriously, how?

[TamerVirus]

Was it Green?

And Chunky?

[BlackFlyme]

Was it Green?

And Chunky?

Still white, and still smooth. But it tastes a bit funny.

And is probably why my stomach was hurting the other day. Or it may have just been a cramp. I still don't really know.