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[penguinofhonor]

Why has nobody ever tried to get me to listen to the Grateful Dead?

[Yoink]

Who?

[miauw62]

I spent two days with incredibly shoddy internet until it occurred to me to turn the router off and back on again.

[Akura]

I spent two days with incredibly shoddy internet until it occurred to me to turn the router off and back on again.

I know that feeling.

I wonder why they can't design a router that detects when that happens and reboots itself automatically.

[miauw62]

I spent two days with incredibly shoddy internet until it occurred to me to turn the router off and back on again.

I know that feeling.

I wonder why they can't design a router that detects when that happens and reboots itself automatically.

Five years later:
"FUCKING ROUTERS TURNING THEMSELVES OFF RANDOMLY! Why can't they design a router that doesn't fail randomly?"

[Dutchling]

Got a KERNEL_DATA_INPAGE_ERROR.

That's new.

[Yoink]

Man, I just had the best idea of an action to take in a dungeon crawling/adventurey-type RPG, but I don't have anywhere to use it just now. >.> I guess I'll have to type it in notepad and file it away so I don't forget.

[Dutchling]

Roguelike Dating Simulator!? :3

[Yoink]

No... an action for a character to take.
Okay I give up, it was a torch-holding codpiece. Just think about it! Lights the dungeon whilst keeping your hands free to wield weapons and what-not, plus it looks amusingly phallic to boot! It'd be great, my next RPG character is going to make a killing selling 'em.


Anyway: new WTF, the fork gremlin has apparently stolen my forks. Well, one of them (I have two). The other was just left in my brother's room- I let it stay there for now, since if I brought it into the kitchen I'd have to wash it, and ain't nobody got time for that.
The other one, though, is still missing. I had to use some weird miniature fork I dug out of a cupboard to eat my noodles.
Never actually seen it before, as far as I can remember.

[mastahcheese]

You keep forks in your room?

[Dutchling]

Sounds very irresponsible to me.

At least Karma acted quickly.

[Orange Wizard]

I only ever eat food with forks. Even things that are totally impractical to eat with a fork, like soup. I don't keep them in my room, though, and I wash them after each and every use.
My WTF for the day is Yoink bypassing basic hygiene. Though I shouldn't be surprised.

[Frumple]

... I'm the exact opposite (assuming a fork/spoon dichotomy, anyway, with sporks being the midpoint). I eat everything (that's not finger foods) with spoons. Sometimes even the stuff that you would normally take a knife to.

Well. Almost everything. Sometimes I use those... bamboo sticker things. Oversized toothpicks, basically. They're like forks, just with one tine and more amusing.

[BlackFlyme]

... I'm the exact opposite (assuming a fork/spoon dichotomy, anyway, with sporks being the midpoint). I eat everything (that's not finger foods) with spoons. Sometimes even the stuff that you would normally take a knife to.

Well. Almost everything. Sometimes I use those... bamboo sticker things. Oversized toothpicks, basically. They're like forks, just with one tine and more amusing.

Chopsticks? I usually use forks for everything. Though that's more because we never seem to have any clean spoons.

First dishes would disappear into my brothers room and never come out. Now that he's moved out, my sister has started doing it.

We had to throw out so many dishes when we were cleaning his room after he left. Some had been in there for years.

[LordSlowpoke]

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