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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14962477 times)

Mictlantecuhtli

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54675 on: July 23, 2014, 01:04:09 pm »

/Fondly remembers days of unpaid internship
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54676 on: July 23, 2014, 01:06:01 pm »

I helped my dad in the garden once. That was kinda fun.

Don't think I'll ever do this "work" thing again though. Takes too much time.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54677 on: July 23, 2014, 01:08:20 pm »

/Fondly remembers days of unpaid internship

Oh, she'll be doing as much or more work than learning. I'm not entirely sure how it jives with the standard concept of an internship. Also, skilled programmers are apparently in really high demand. o_O
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54678 on: July 23, 2014, 01:10:55 pm »

programmers that aren't shit are always in high demand because well, it's a pretty shitty job to be sitting in no matter how you slice it

everything is full of fuck and you're meant to write even more fuck that's compatible with previous fuck
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« Reply #54679 on: July 23, 2014, 01:11:51 pm »

programmers that aren't shit are always in high demand because well, it's a pretty shitty job to be sitting in no matter how you slice it

everything is full of fuck and you're meant to write even more fuck that's compatible with previous fuck
All of this while dealing with clients who may have absolutely no clue what they're doing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54680 on: July 23, 2014, 01:16:13 pm »

My sister has just been offered an internship for up to six months, earning forty thousand rand a month. That's more than my parents earn put together.

That's it, I'm doing a CompSci major instead.
Nearly $4,000 a month? Not bad at all.
Shit, I get paid half that at the job I'm quitting for a less well-paying job!
Damn. I'm a CompSci intern and I get R$400 a month. That's about US$200
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54681 on: July 23, 2014, 01:18:57 pm »

My sister has just been offered an internship for up to six months, earning forty thousand rand a month. That's more than my parents earn put together.

That's it, I'm doing a CompSci major instead.
Nearly $4,000 a month? Not bad at all.
Shit, I get paid half that at the job I'm quitting for a less well-paying job!
Damn. I'm a CompSci intern and I get R$400 a month. That's about US$200
Sheeeeeeeeit. I make twice that per week o_o
Then again, once your internship is over you'll probably be making much, much more...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54682 on: July 23, 2014, 01:22:45 pm »

My sister has just been offered an internship for up to six months, earning forty thousand rand a month. That's more than my parents earn put together.

That's it, I'm doing a CompSci major instead.
Nearly $4,000 a month? Not bad at all.
Shit, I get paid half that at the job I'm quitting for a less well-paying job!
Damn. I'm a CompSci intern and I get R$400 a month. That's about US$200
Sheeeeeeeeit. I make twice that per week o_o
Then again, once your internship is over you'll probably be making much, much more...
Nope, because:
A) I'm stuck in calculus and similar things. In fact, if I fail calculus one more time, goodbye university.
B) It's an internship in the university itself. No future career here.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54683 on: July 23, 2014, 01:34:12 pm »

As a business intern I'm lucky to be making 15USD per hour while all my friends are doing it for free
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54684 on: July 23, 2014, 01:42:31 pm »

My sister has just been offered an internship for up to six months, earning forty thousand rand a month. That's more than my parents earn put together.

That's it, I'm doing a CompSci major instead.
Nearly $4,000 a month? Not bad at all.
Shit, I get paid half that at the job I'm quitting for a less well-paying job!
Damn. I'm a CompSci intern and I get R$400 a month. That's about US$200
Sheeeeeeeeit. I make twice that per week o_o
Then again, once your internship is over you'll probably be making much, much more...
I would take up trucking if I didn't have a family.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54685 on: July 23, 2014, 02:04:04 pm »

There were a pair of flies that were either fighting or having intimate relations on my leg.
I successfully karate chopped one of them, and now they are leaving me alone.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54686 on: July 23, 2014, 02:07:36 pm »

You karate chopped a fly?

Have you been washing cars lately? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54687 on: July 23, 2014, 02:09:02 pm »

You karate chopped a fly?

Have you been washing cars lately? :P
It's not that hard, although it feels weird.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54688 on: July 23, 2014, 02:28:19 pm »

Washing cars?

And no, it's pretty easy to hit a preoccupied fly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54689 on: July 23, 2014, 02:32:36 pm »

Washing cars?

And no, it's pretty easy to hit a preoccupied fly.
Y'know, the Karate Kid?

And yes, the second bit is true.
Tawa, stop doing it wrong.  :P
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