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[Reverie]

I do believe (some) people enjoyed themselves. People have a tendency to do that. Strange as the thought may be.

It must have been that teensy ballpit. :p

[Molly Renata]

....wait, there was a dashcon discussion here and I missed it?

Dammit.

[Furtuka]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

You're supposed to capitalize that.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ CAPITALIZE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[LordSlowpoke]

all this shit just makes me want to go to my peaceful animucon in a foreign land because nobody hosts them here where the worst you'll see is a greasy man with a neckbeard browsing through an aspiring drawsmith's desk of dicks and asking you for opinion on them

in a shameful display, it's still several months before it happens and i will probably not attend this year

I am intrigued. Do tell more.

there is a con in a foreign land usually held in the winter months such as november, november and occasionally november

you don't get drawsmiths selling their wares at cons or what?

[Reverie]

I never heard of the term 'drawsmith'. They're the same as artists, right?

[LordSlowpoke]

basically synonym for mangaka yeah

now 33% less weeb for the rare person who has self-ordained weeb per post thresholds

[TD1]

My WTF is that if Reverie hadn't posted on the "How well known is the person above you" thread, I would never have noticed a difference.

[Slayerhero90]

Trust me, most of whom I follow on tumblr is laughing their asses off at Dashcon as well.

Spoiler: Humorous Mocking Post I Saw, To Be Taken With An Entire Salt Shaker (click to show/hide)

Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we’ve verified at FIJMU:
•Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled.
•The game room only has one video game system and one television.
•The two are not connected.
•Under 500 people showed up.
•The hotel does not have wi-fi.
•People playing in the ball pit have complained of itching.
•The $17,000 raised at the last minute has been spent on cocaine.
•Nash Grier is filling in for Welcome to Nightvale.
•Former supporters are protesting and picketing the entrance.
•Two cosplayers have died of boredom, several other hospitalized.
•Nash Grier has been shot.
•Two more Nash Griers have grown back in his place, and they’re terrorizing the game room.
•People who played in the ball pit have reported growing new appendages.
•There are now four Nash Griers. Participants have been asked to stop shooting them but more and more keep coming.
•George Lucas has cancelled.
•Water quality is low, more itching is reported.
•Germany has defeated Brazil 7-1.
•Those complaining of itching are now quarantined.
•The quarantine zone does not have wi-fi.
•Reports of theft are at a record high for the USA since the Great Thieving of 1807.
•The MRA table has been burned to the ground, there are smouldering fedoras everywhere.
•The band “The Smouldering Fedoras” has cancelled.
•Welcome to Nightvale has been caught in bad weather exiting the convention.
•The “Dash” in DashCon has been stolen.
•There are now over 128 Nash Griers stampeding in the game room.
•The itching has become a burning. Heat upon Heat. But the Gom Jabbar is at our necks we cannot withdraw!
•Jessica Alba has cancelled.
•The ball pit was apparently filled with the eggs of the giant tse-tse fly.
•A horde of Griers is now fighting the hatched giant flies.
•Yet the convention is still boring as watching paint dry.
•The drying paint has cancelled.
•The convention has been declared the best in tumblr history.

More news as it comes. And now the weather.

Update:
•Welcome to Nightvale is now suing FIJMU.

UPDATE 2:
•The Nashes Grier have been gassed, as have the flies.
•As have 78 attendees. Police are investigating.
•The screening of the film of The Fault In Our Stars has been cancelled.
•The convention will now screen “Caligula.”
•Kids will be allowed in free.
•9 severed heads found.
•9 headless bodies found.
•Heads do not match bodies.
•Welcome to Nightvale has died in traffic due to weather.
•The undead have risen to torment the living in the merch room.
•There was no merch room. The undead are unaccounted for.
•Refugees of the MRA table are now fighting with the Feminism panel.
•Advertising has been called rampant, with DashCon selling out to marketers in a vain attempt to sell shit to the attendees.
•Buy my novel, Valhalla!
•The convention organizers have been arrested.
•Repeat! The convention organizers have been arrested!
•The police have cancelled.
•The CSI Panel has filled in.
•The Brony room has caught on fire.
•A mosh pit has formed in the music room, 13 dead.
•John Green has cancelled.
•The remaining TFIOS panel has joined the feminism panel in fighting the MRA. Fighting is said to be brutal.
•All MRAs are reported dead. Repeat, all MRA men reported dead.
•MRA death Update: Not all men.
•Welcome to Nightvale is now rotting in the game room.
•The screening of Caligula has been interrupted by sectarian violence.
•Obama to send 300 peacekeepers to the Caligula screening.
•UPDATE: 300 peacekeepers found dead.
•Free lollipops are being offered to upset attendants.

Further updates as we receive them at FIJMU. Your prime source for Dashcon news.

[Reverie]

$17000 on cocaine? :X
I doubt that's the case or it would blow up in a different way.

[Slayerhero90]

$17000 on cocaine? :X
I doubt that's the case or it would blow up in a different way.

To Be Taken With An Entire Salt Shaker

[Reverie]

$17000 on cocaine? :X
I doubt that's the case or it would blow up in a different way.

To Be Taken With An Entire Salt Shaker

The entire list is ridiculous and I picked out like one of the most mundane things to comment on >.>
Serves me right for skimming :p

[SealyStar]

But in all seriousness, DashCon is a hilariously bad idea.

The only good things I can suggest about luring Tumblr users to one place would get me banned here.

[Orange Wizard]

It would probably end better than luring Bay12ers to one place.

[SOLDIER First]

> new DF world
> looking at a random place
> 'The Mighty Continents; The Jungle of Attack'
...

[tahujdt]

It would probably end better than luring Bay12ers to one place.

Well, somebody would probably try to start a fortress inside of the ballpit. And then we'd all migrate to it.