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[Orange Wizard]

Okay, that clarifies it a bit. Thanks.

You should give her a pie in the face every time she hovers over your shoulder,

I am in full support of this notion.

[Helgoland]

No, just spray her with some saline solution. Negative reinforcement, you know?

[Loud Whispers]

Kid looks like he just walked out of Vietnam. One of the more creative responses to the crushing defeat.

[mastahcheese]

There is now an unknown male taking a blowtorch to the thawing cooler.

I don't even, just...

Nope.

[DeKaFu]

Bit late, but on the "putting the wrong things in the wrong places" topic, I have one incident that sticks in my mind.

In high school, bought some candy before lunch. Finished it, went to throw out the package on the way to the cafeteria to buy actual food.

Threw my lunch money in the garbage, was left holding the empty candy wrapper.

[TD1]

0_o

Is...is he meant to be there? He's not the infamous thief, is he?

[EnigmaticHat]

There is now an unknown male taking a blowtorch to the thawing cooler.

I don't even, just...

Nope.

The saga has been going on for a while, so could we have a recap: why does no one attempt to stop any of this?

[LordSlowpoke]

according to my own experience, the primary reason why nobody bothers is apathy

an university janitor i once had the pleasure of working with went vOv at everything forever

pretty swell guy for a meatspace

[EnigmaticHat]

You would think there would be someone there who's like a manager or owner or something...

[LordSlowpoke]

bunny ears lawyer then

[Furtuka]

Spoiler: Harmony Gold has reached new levels of troll with their Robotech Academy Kickstarter (click to show/hide)

[SealyStar]

I arrived in Boston and discovered that my relatives are really great chill people except that they are like the embodiment of stereotypical East Coast liberals who want to be sophisticated Europeans. I never thought I would find so much tea, fresh food, and soccer fanaticism in one beautiful but disproportionately small house.

[Loud Whispers]

I arrived in Boston and discovered that my relatives are really great chill people except that they are like the embodiment of stereotypical East Coast liberals who want to be sophisticated Europeans. I never thought I would find so much tea, fresh food, and soccer fanaticism in one beautiful but disproportionately small house.

Sounds like they're emulating working class Europeans though

[Putnam]

Her music might be horrible

except it really isn't?

But it is!

Now, I know that tastes are subjective and all that, but this music is objectively horrible.

No

like, if that's objectively horrible, what does that make this very similar pop tripe?

[MaximumZero]

Extremely overrated?