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[~Neri]

I remember one time trying to brush my hair with a DS once.

[Lyeos]

I put an ice tray in the microwave to try to make ice last year.
Stuck my laptop in the freezer.
My axe in my sock drawer.

We're all crazy weirdos! 

[KingofstarrySkies]

Depending on the Doctor, it may reverse that effect if you know what I mean.

[hops]

And I don't have a that girl. The only girl I've been recently friends with I haven't seen for about... a year, now.

Liar. Everyone has that girl. Mine's a voice in my head (with brown hair and green eyes for some reason) that tells me to burn things.

Really? Mine tells me to blow up things. Want to double date?

Mine tells me to blow things.

[Moghjubar]

On missing fingertips: regrowable.
http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/musculoskeletal/extracellular-matrix.htm

[penguinofhonor]

The fucking angriest squirrel ever is outside now, I think. Or something that sounds like what I assume an angry squirrel sounds like. It's chirping very loudly and hostilely for like five minutes.

[KingofstarrySkies]

And I don't have a that girl. The only girl I've been recently friends with I haven't seen for about... a year, now.

Liar. Everyone has that girl. Mine's a voice in my head (with brown hair and green eyes for some reason) that tells me to burn things.

Really? Mine tells me to blow up things. Want to double date?

Mine tells me to blow things.

Mine just screams at me in German about how many ducks I could kill instead of doing what I'm doing. She also likes to give me rambling tangents about drivel.

I think I've found my problem.

[Tawa]

And I don't have a that girl. The only girl I've been recently friends with I haven't seen for about... a year, now.

Liar. Everyone has that girl. Mine's a voice in my head (with brown hair and green eyes for some reason) that tells me to burn things.

Really? Mine tells me to blow up things. Want to double date?

Mine tells me to blow things.

Mine just screams at me in German about how many ducks I could kill instead of doing what I'm doing. She also likes to give me rambling tangents about drivel.

I think I've found my problem.

Mine used to encourage me to do things that I shouldn't at all times, but I think she went into a stupor when the "it is inevitable" stuff became a meme and now just sits in a fenced-off corner of my brain telling me something about inevitability.

Now that I think about it, her voice was kinda black-glowing-red, too. Hmm... that might not've been Lews Therin all those times.

[Lyeos]

YouTube, when I've been listening to death metal all day, aside from two Disney villains' songs, I do not want to see Katy Perry in the suggested videos! 
What the heck?

[Frumple]

Maybe it thought it was time for some variety.

Though I'd hope it would suggest something... else. Prokofiev or Bajo Fondo or... whatever, really.

[Yoink]

Oh hey, I got called out for having principles. I must be doing something right.


Re: putting stuff in weird places, a while ago I put my phone in the fridge, and it can't have been much more than a week since I left a tub of margarine in the still-warm oven and melted it the contents. And then put it back in the fridge without realising it was melted, leaving me with a tub of yellow goop. >.>

[Putnam]

YouTube, when I've been listening to death metal all day, aside from two Disney villains' songs, I do not want to see Katy Perry in the suggested videos! 
What the heck?

katy perry isn't bad but yeah she ain't death metal either

[MonkeyHead]

Meh, my kids are obsessed with Katy Perry. Her music might be horrible, but at least I find her aesthetically pleasing in a really shallow and clichéd sort of way.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Yeah, she's pretty hot

[Putnam]

Her music might be horrible

except it really isn't?