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[Darvi]

Descans are tasty, if kind of a weird thing to eat because they just. Won't. Stop. Wobbling.

[Loud Whispers]

Descan is a delicacy in Japan for this reason

[KingofstarrySkies]

I WANT TO EAT DESCAN.

[Loud Whispers]

I WANT TO EAT DESCAN.

Descanarianism is murder

[Darvi]

I WANT TO EAT DESCAN.

You can have my leftovers.

Descanarianism is murder

Taxonomically, Descan doesn't even qualify as meat.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I WANT TO EAT DESCAN.

Descanarianism is murder

Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you. With the face. Yeah. Psst. Listen very closely, I have a secret for you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

FUCK THE POLICE.

[Loud Whispers]

Taxonomically, Descan doesn't even qualify as meat.

What is Descan then, an additive?

Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you. With the face. Yeah. Psst. Listen very closely, I have a secret for you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

FUCK THE POLICE.

Calling the cyber polis on u
It's against the law to hunt endangered Scans

[KingofstarrySkies]

Descan is like, the most ABUNDANT Scan. In fact, I'm convinced if we shot him, he'd regrow the hole.

[Loud Whispers]

They're vital to the ecosystem and are a natural counterbalance to flags and penguins. Remove the scans and you could damage nature's harmony.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Worth it.

[Sergarr]

We have like hundreds types of materials and colors on screen. ARE THEY MECHANICALLY DIFFERENT? Nope. Noise on screen. Different text that behaves mechanically the same. This is utterly stupid. If you put on my screen different types of stones then I pretend that they differ in something tasngible. That they have a point. Otherwise it's noise, not music.

stone colors is the most significant thing you have on screen at all times. Yet it's completely irrelevant gameplay-wise. So there's a huge disconnect between utility and presentation.

[Moghjubar]

Is Descanophrenia a real illness.

I... What?

WHY DO I SEE YOUR USERNAME EVERYWHERE
EVEN IRL

Soon, packages start arriving. They vibrate just for you.  Out pops Descan-in-a-box.

Later on Halloween, people dress up as Descan.

Apply for job? Descan.

Descan? Descan.

[Darvi]

Descan is SCP-1098.

[hops]

You want my butt, obviously. :v

Yeah, but I don't see everyone everywhere.
Okay i mean I do but that's not what I meant.

[Teneb]

Is Descanophrenia a real illness.

I... What?

WHY DO I SEE YOUR USERNAME EVERYWHERE
EVEN IRL

Soon, packages start arriving. They vibrate just for you.  Out pops Descan-in-a-box.

Later on Halloween, people dress up as Descan.

Apply for job? Descan.

Descan? Descan.

And finally, when you look into a mirror, Descan will be staring back at you.