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[Yoink]

Nah man, science is overpriced as it is.

[Sergarr]

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[LordSlowpoke]

but then we would need to employ scientists that tell us the science is science and not science-looking nonscience scientifically applied to science the science out of us because we cannot distinguish science from science without the use of scientists who we are paying to bring us the science but the other scientists would want to do the science so they would tell us the science is not science and then bring us the science saying "yes, this is grade-a science straight from the plantations of colombia you should use it" and then we hit ourselves in the face with a crowbar because that's a hip thing to do

[Loud Whispers]

but then we would need to employ scientists that tell us the science is science and not science-looking nonscience scientifically applied to science the science out of us because we cannot distinguish science from science without the use of scientists who we are paying to bring us the science but the other scientists would want to do the science so they would tell us the science is not science and then bring us the science saying "yes, this is grade-a science straight from the plantations of colombia you should use it" and then we hit ourselves in the face with a crowbar because that's a hip thing to do

You're forgetting that they peer review their science so we wouldn't have to pay them multiple times for a single sience

[LordSlowpoke]

but then we would need to employ scientists that tell us the science is science and not science-looking nonscience scientifically applied to science the science out of us because we cannot distinguish science from science without the use of scientists who we are paying to bring us the science but the other scientists would want to do the science so they would tell us the science is not science and then bring us the science saying "yes, this is grade-a science straight from the plantations of colombia you should use it" and then we hit ourselves in the face with a crowbar because that's a hip thing to do

You're forgetting that they peer review their science so we wouldn't have to pay them multiple times for a single sience

eighty thousand shillings is enough for a man to say that the definite proof of the influence of greenhouse gases on the price of green gunpowder tea in the city of guangzhou is utter bollocks mon ami

[Loud Whispers]

four thousand shillings is enough for a man to say that the definite proof of the influence of greenhouse gases on the price of green gunpowder tea in the city of guangzhou is utter bollocks mon ami

That's why you peer review the science so if they get lobbied for science then the purist scientists can knock them down for selling their science when they already got payed per science

[LordSlowpoke]

four thousand shillings is enough for a man to say that the definite proof of the influence of greenhouse gases on the price of green gunpowder tea in the city of guangzhou is utter bollocks mon ami

That's why you peer review the science so if they get lobbied for science then the purist scientists can knock them down for selling their science when they already got payed per science

so you are saying they will not sell the science when they already sell the science?

we should run a country

[Truean]

I moved this commercial tenant's business to a different location because the landlord is stupid and bad and spoiled and doesn't know anything. Stupid landlord has been trying to throw her weight around due to stupid ego.

She's tried every dirty trick in the book. She got upset that a wall was built in the storefront and demanded we remove it but we had permission in writing from her saying it was ok to build years ago (and people don't like it when I force them to do things in writing and it takes work but is worth it), so screw her. We're not taking it down.

Then she tried to keep the security deposit, but I made them take area by area section by section pictures of all the walls, like each part of the walls, dozens and dozens of pictures of the walls and floors and ceilings, cause then she couldn't point to any damages anywhere. They hated me when I made them do that, but now that they're getting their large commercial space security deposit back, they don't think I'm that crazy. I mean they still think I'm crazy, but just not about that one thing.

So now she's pissed about the candy machines in the front area (lobby or whatever), and she's pissed cause she's being a bitch and doesn't want them there anymore and we won't move them. They aren't ours to move. There's another company who owns those. And it's their stuff. She's all pissed off and is threatening to take them, and she won't even listen to me that she'd be stealing from the candy vending machine company, but o well. So if she takes them, then I'll just let the candy vending machine company know who took their candy vending machines and she can deal with them. Just because we're gone doesn't mean the candy vending machine company has to leave or that they lose their machines...

[Spehss _]

Someone mashed Gangnam Style and Drowning Pool together. Drowning Pool, you know, that band with the song screaming about bodies and floors? Yeah, them. With Gangnam Style.

Why does this work so well. Why would you even think of this. What would make someone think I'm gonna take these songs and put them together.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke nods slowly.

so should i just point you at this guy's soundcloud or will you take a couple more weeks?

[KingofstarrySkies]

inb4 LSP did it

[mastahcheese]

Someone took the mop head and left the handle.

[TD1]

0_o

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR WORK!

[mastahcheese]

I have no idea.
Sometimes I wish I had a camera to take pictures of all this.
Other times I want to find the person who does this and remove all the teeth on the left side of their mouth.

[Sirus]

At this point, I am convinced that mastahcheese works for the SCP Foundation. Hopefully he isn't Class D.