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[TamerVirus]

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/

That reads like a creepypasta...it might not happen to you, but it happened to someone else...

[hops]

That spoke to me deeply because my thought process is mostly flowcharts and self-automation, so I guess I'm not getting kids.

[Loud Whispers]

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/

That reads like a creepypasta...it might not happen to you, but it happened to someone else...

That's great; I especially like how it gets you to parse through the text on autopilot.

[vagel7]

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/

That reads like a creepypasta...it might not happen to you, but it happened to someone else...

I saw the ending coming a mile away. It was pretty well written though.

[hops]

Rule number one of nosleep is that if there's a child, they either gets killed or they turn out to be a demon.

[Putnam]

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/

That reads like a creepypasta...it might not happen to you, but it happened to someone else...

It is a creepypasta.

[TD1]

This was linked in the comments below.

[Eric Blank]

I wtf'd at myself today, leaving the computer lab. I for whatever reason felt naked from the waist down and forced myself to check that I was still wearing pants. Yup still pants. Wtf brain?

[SealyStar]

I was playing Skyrim, in the ruins of Markarth, and I found a tiny dude named "Diode" with full dwarven armor and a glowing blue helmet.

What the hell kind of weird mod added this guy?

[MagmaMcFry]

I wtf'd at myself today, leaving the computer lab. I for whatever reason felt naked from the waist down and forced myself to check that I was still wearing pants. Yup still pants. Wtf brain?

Pants don't actually exist, it's all just a perception filter that was never uninstalled from you. Welcome to the real world, Eric Streak.

[Dutchling]

If you can see your clothes you're clearly not fashionable.

[DeKaFu]

This was linked in the comments below.

I saw this article a few months ago. It's a good read that really dispels the whole kneejerk "What terrible, neglectful parents / That would never happen to me" attitude these stories bring out in people.

What kind of person forgets a baby?

The wealthy do, it turns out. And the poor, and the middle class. Parents of all ages and ethnicities do it. Mothers are just as likely to do it as fathers. It happens to the chronically absent-minded and to the fanatically organized, to the college-educated and to the marginally literate. In the last 10 years, it has happened to a dentist. A postal clerk. A social worker. A police officer. An accountant. A soldier. A paralegal. An electrician. A Protestant clergyman. A rabbinical student. A nurse. A construction worker. An assistant principal. It happened to a mental health counselor, a college professor and a pizza chef. It happened to a pediatrician. It happened to a rocket scientist.

[Dutchling]

Clearly we should ban all of those professions and solve the issue once and for all.

[Lyeos]

Clearly we should ban all of those professions and solve the issue once and for all.

Banning living would be much more effective, methinks. If everyone is dead, nobody can do something like that.

Yes, I am interjecting inappropriate humor at a bad time.

[Dutchling]

That plan is not zombie-proof though. Mine is.