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[Greiger]

Don't worry guys when I end up down there for being an unbeliever that makes me worse than Hitler I'll become head of a neighborhood restructuring team who will make a cozy little place with AC, cable tv and free wi-fi.

Can't guarantee the wifi would be very good though, it is hell after all, and there's all that rock between us and the ISP.  But I'm sure if you pay enough Bright House networks or Roadrunner whatever ISP could run you a line.

[LordSlowpoke]

you're kidding, by the time you're dead the entire management of comcast will be down there too

i really doubt they'll be shitting all over their nest this time

[KingofstarrySkies]

...
So, as an Atheist, I figure I'll either A) Rot in the ground, or B) Find a new hell to live in BESIDES this one. 

[Descan]

Hell as a place of eternal torture is absurd because humans are the kinds of species who, when sent to a place of eternal fire, brimstone, and giant demons, would start mining the brimstone, negotiate with the demons, and use the eternal fire as a power source.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Yep.
Perhaps someone should make a thread for this?

[LordSlowpoke]

they would only do so if this meant they could get an advantage over other humans, and even starting to do so would mean overcoming the crab pit dilemma

Yep.
Perhaps someone should make a thread for this?

you have my

uh blessing won't work here

you are approved to make the thread

[BlitzDungeoneer]

What should the title be, though?

[MagmaMcFry]

What should the title be, though?

You could look at the upper boards for inspiration, there are new threads like that up there every week.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

What should the title be, though?

You could look at the upper boards for inspiration, there are new threads like that up there every week.

Let me get this straight...
Threads about religious tracts that make you want to bash your head against the wall regularly pop up in the upper boards?

[TamerVirus]

What if we are all dead and bay12 is our personal hell?

[Descan]

I thought we were talking about colonizing hell, which almost certainly is a thing up there.

[MagmaMcFry]

What should the title be, though?

You could look at the upper boards for inspiration, there are new threads like that up there every week.

Let me get this straight...
Threads about religious tracts that make you want to bash your head against the wall regularly pop up in the upper boards?

I was thinking more about the "how to colonize hell" part Descan mentioned.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

This should totally be made into a Forum Game.
'Colonising Hell, 1 Sinner at a Time: Jack Chick Edition'

[Furtuka]

Wasn't the fire and brimstone hell thing something Dante came up with for his fanfiction that became ascended fanon eventually or something like that?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Hmm...
Yep, making a thread about this stuff.