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[scrdest]

Oh you mean there are still people who HAVEN'T figured out their subconscious is a scary person who will hijack their brain nightly?

My subconscious isn't a scary person that hijacks my brain nightly. It's a nice dream critter that tells me amazing stories and amusing/interesting scenarios on a near-daily basis.

It just... goes cribblyhumping insane gets a little odd, occasionally.

Oh, it has to be nice with you so you don't figure out what it's ACTUALLY doing...

[Frumple]

Well, if it's planning something it's definitely taking the long-run view on it. I've been having 99+% wonderful dreams for better than two decades, almost entirely unbroken. My dream brain, by all accounts, loves me.

Maybe it just hates everyone else? Could be using me as a staging ground to run campaigns against other dreamscapes.

In which case, well. Sucks to be you folks. I'd apologize for my dream brain's actions but first I would have to feel bad about it.

[scrdest]

Well, if it's planning something it's definitely taking the long-run view on it. I've been having 99+% wonderful dreams for better than two decades, almost entirely unbroken. My dream brain, by all accounts, loves me.

Maybe it just hates everyone else? Could be using me as a staging ground to run campaigns against other dreamscapes.

In which case, well. Sucks to be you folks. I'd apologize for my dream brain's actions but first I would have to feel bad about it.

Ha, lucky you. My subconscious must hate me. For most of my life I had no dreams at all, and when I do, they are either disturbingly... surreal? No, that suggests more 'trippy' than what I mean, it's more 'disjointed and illogical', nightmares, or if they are happy they end midway through, unfinished.

[Descan]

* LordSlowpoke cat scans scrdest

the results are in and i am happy to inform you that you are a cat

* LordSlowpoke dumps scrdest into a shipping container of tuna

* scrdest purrs.

E: Wikipedia page on Human Gait has a MANUAL on how to fucking WALK.

I now want to raise a child using nothing but wikipedia pages.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke cat scans scrdest

the results are in and i am happy to inform you that you are a cat

* LordSlowpoke dumps scrdest into a shipping container of tuna

* scrdest purrs.

E: Wikipedia page on Human Gait has a MANUAL on how to fucking WALK.

I now want to raise a child using nothing but wikipedia pages.

this is why canada needs to make it legal for descans to abduct children at random

first nations style

[Sirus]

* LordSlowpoke cat scans scrdest

the results are in and i am happy to inform you that you are a cat

* LordSlowpoke dumps scrdest into a shipping container of tuna

* scrdest purrs.

E: Wikipedia page on Human Gait has a MANUAL on how to fucking WALK.

I now want to raise a child using nothing but wikipedia pages.

*Descan shows the kid the page "How to Read"
Kid: "Well, shit."

[Descan]

I should probably never be allowed a child, actually. >_>

I have too much urge to experiment, I'd probably see if one of them could get through life with half his weight countered by helium balloons or something.

[LordSlowpoke]

start kickstarter to buy descan a child from buttfuckistan and deliver it to his doorstep y/y

[Frumple]

To be fair to that manual, it's not unknown for folks to have to re-learn (or learn to begin with) how to walk. The bits that normally make that fairly autonomous get messed up, from time to time.

Plus there's other considerations, of course. A lot of people (most definitely myself included) walk fairly sub-optimally, from what I understand. Walking's a lot like breathing, really. There's a lot more to it than most folks really give much thought to, despite th'fact that giving it some thought could net some pretty nice dividends to their general livability situation.

[Parsely]

start kickstarter to buy descan a child from buttfuckistan and deliver it to his doorstep y/y

y

[Mustard Elemental]

I'm usually used to youtube's suggested videos bar being batshit insane but when i'm looking through bravely default's soundtrack and a video for the soundtrack of a game with "Intellectual Rapist" in the title turns up i think thats enough for one day.

[Eric Blank]

Well, if it's planning something it's definitely taking the long-run view on it. I've been having 99+% wonderful dreams for better than two decades, almost entirely unbroken. My dream brain, by all accounts, loves me.

Maybe it just hates everyone else? Could be using me as a staging ground to run campaigns against other dreamscapes.

In which case, well. Sucks to be you folks. I'd apologize for my dream brain's actions but first I would have to feel bad about it.

Ha, lucky you. My subconscious must hate me. For most of my life I had no dreams at all, and when I do, they are either disturbingly... surreal? No, that suggests more 'trippy' than what I mean, it's more 'disjointed and illogical', nightmares, or if they are happy they end midway through, unfinished.

That's exactly what my subconscious has been doing to me. I only started remembering dreams other than nightmares that legitimately wake me after I started taking my antidepressants, and now my head is full of ridiculous shit I have to unravel every morning.

[DeKaFu]

My dreams are a playground of endless narratives where I can alter undesired outcomes through sheer force of will.

Also bakeries.

Because I can taste in my dreams, and my subconscious knows what it wants, which is apparently unlimited free imaginary baked goods three times a week.

[Eric Blank]

Unlimited access to baked goods would be awesome. My sister in law works at a bakery, but she never brings us anything good.

[Teneb]

Damn you people with good dreams. I rarely have dreams, and when I do it's either forgotten seconds after waking up, or nightmares about falling, which is a phobia I have.