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[LordSlowpoke]

can you play me the fifth on a piano jury rigged to have bike horns instead of wires

[Orange Wizard]

I can play the cat piano beautifully.

[Darvi]

I used to play a sax.

Terribly.

[Tawa]

Well, last night at 1:00 a.m. I had a nosebleed. I poured blood everywhere and my perfectly white pillow now has a huge red streak.

As I was finishing up cleaning the nosebleed and plugging my nose, I had an idea. I grabbed whatever little drops of fresh blood there where and smeared them on my hand. I then grabbed my sketchbook and pressed my hand against it.
I now have a sketchbook withhe faint outline of a bloody hand in one of the pages.

^{_{Hide the evidence before they come for it}}

[Dutchling]

I used to play a sax.

Terribly.

I could tell you what I used to play but it's too cringeworthy.

[Helgoland]

The recorder?

[Tawa]

The kazoo?

[Worldmaster27]

The triangle?

[LordSlowpoke]

did you blow into a wind chime and call that being a musician

[Dutchling]

Nope, nope, nope, and nope.

I'l give you a hint, it's uses air but not my lungs.

[Lyeos]

Did you play... The accordion?
Because if so...
I would pay you to dress up as a monkey and play it for me. Except, you would have to accept cookies as a form of currency.

[miauw62]

All instruments use air, Dutchling. How else do you think you hear?

[Dutchling]

In my defence, I was like 7, and thought it was the coolest thing in the history of mankind

All instruments use air, Dutchling. How else do you think you hear?

I meant it's a wind instrument.

[miauw62]

Farts?

E: Oh I didn't realize you implied that it WAS the accordeon.

[Tawa]

You must go destroy a mariachi who wields a semi-automatic guitar and take his hat, lederhosen, and belt buckle.