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[Descan]

Why would Nazis steal Mecha-Hitler's opinion? 

Because he has these great ideas about the purity of race, but he's... you know, tainted. On account of being mecha. Can't really claim to be the Ubermenschen if you need technology just to almost-beat some american spy, eh?

Best to just steal his ideas and cover-up where they came from, it's best for all involved, really.

[Neonivek]

Has anyone ever watched a show and in spite of being 30 minutes to an hour... you honestly felt like NOTHING happened? or at least less then a full episode's worth.

I am currently watching a show (mostly because I was curious as to what it was... but I kept watching) and so far I am 8 episodes in, and I honestly feel like they had 2 and a half episodes of content in all 8 episodes... With the last episode feeling like it had at most 5 maybe 2 minutes worth of content.

I am starting to REALLY appreciate Adventure Time and Steven Universe now... because SURE they are 11 minutes and their episodes don't come out as much as I'd want them to... but I feel like 30 minutes of content occurs in those 11 minutes.

I just don't get the appeal of stretching out content without purpose. Heck I cannot even WATCH reality television because of all the padding (and often "missing the point") they have.

[kaenneth]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg

Warning, might be NSFW/Erotic, depending on interpretation.

[Jack_Bread]

I went for a walk earlier. The path I took makes the walk about 30 minutes long. I announced to everyone that I was going for a walk for a little bit and I hid my laptop(aka closed it and put a pillow on it) because I was paranoid that someone was going to steal it since no one was in the living room and the door was wide open.
When I get back later, my friends were wondering where I had went. Apparently they thought I took a sad walk to another friend's house with my laptop(which they didn't see under my pillow) but left my charger and mouse behind. It was pretty strange and silly. Especially silly that they thought I was sad or something.

[Neonivek]

Ewww video

I think... that might be a bit too suggestive kaenneth

Lets just say... I think that might be a porno.

[Parsely]

Ewww video

I think... that might be a bit too suggestive kaenneth

Did you finish it? I thought it was pretty funny. That said: don't watch it.

[Neonivek]

No I didn't finish it... I was a bit too sickened from it.

[kaenneth]

Ewww video

I think... that might be a bit too suggestive kaenneth

Lets just say... I think that might be a porno.

I did post before reaching the end of the video, I guess it's part of a 2.5 hour movie, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451829/

heh, IMDB Frequently Asked Questions for this movie, only question is:

Q:  What did I just watch?

[Neonivek]

It is fairly typical humor for the region.

[Frumple]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg

Warning, might be NSFW/Erotic, depending on interpretation.

Oh wow, that thing. I remember that from... years ago. Several. That particular clip is older than 2011, heh. Well, a longer one involving the guy in the background as well, anyway. Looks like the film itself was from back in '05.

[hops]

How is that even erotic?
I think my genitalia retreated so far into my body that I obtained a vagina.

[Parsely]

I think my genitalia retreated so far into my body that I obtained a vagina.

To the Out of Context Quotes thread!

[Helgoland]

And the girl's just chilling in the middle, totally ignoring everything that's going on around her... Wait, I see how this is like pornography.

[Tiruin]

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/06/two-girls-say-they-stabbed-a-third-in-the-name-of-slenderman/

...

Slenderman cult killings? Well that's new.

Two girls stab another 12-year old girl 19 times because they were trying to prove themselves to Slenderman.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Obviously now the moral guardians will be all like "See, this is why we can't use our kids use the internet or they might find out about this horrible 'Slendermen' stuff and kill each other over it!"

Moral guardians? That doesn't sound much guardian-like to me given how the following statement...doesn't make sense o_o
Its in the understanding (and such of morality :v)

Edit: GAH many replies too far back.

[Neonivek]

Isn't Slenderman like... Fake fake?

I mean like an extra layer of fake because at no point did the creator go "Ohh he might be real" or "I thought of this in a dream"

Unlike... lets say Lovecraft... where sometimes he would just say he mysteriously came up with stuff (and DANG was Lovecraft well studied)

Or The Divinchi Code where the guy still holds onto that the entire plot is real... even though it was entirely made up.