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[alway]

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/06/two-girls-say-they-stabbed-a-third-in-the-name-of-slenderman/

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Slenderman cult killings? Well that's new.

[Parsely]

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/06/two-girls-say-they-stabbed-a-third-in-the-name-of-slenderman/

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Slenderman cult killings? Well that's new.

Two girls stab another 12-year old girl 19 times because they were trying to prove themselves to Slenderman.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[alway]

Bah, that was 9 hours ago; what do I look like, an archaeologist?

[Parsely]

Bah, that was 9 hours ago; what do I look like, an archaeologist?

Spoiler: Yes (click to show/hide)

[Tellemurius]

I can rest easy, the dark tentacles of Cthulhu will keep me in its warmth away from these rabble rousers.

[Graknorke]

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/06/two-girls-say-they-stabbed-a-third-in-the-name-of-slenderman/

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Slenderman cult killings? Well that's new.

But the proxies don't even work that way.
You don't appease Slenderman or some shit. You just kind of end up being so. Like the one in marble Hornets who gets fucked up then fucks up the other guy back.
Mask was it? I forget, I'm like 20 episodes behind.

So before rambling it was something about how they're not sticking to canon. I am most certainly supposed to be asleep now.

[RedKing]

Bah, that was 9 hours ago; what do I look like, an archaeologist?

Funny thing, that -- I have a B.A. in archaeology. That's why my quote BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

[Descan]

* Descan watches Nazis steal RedKing's quotes.

[Parsely]

* Descan watches Nazis steal RedKing's quotes.

<3

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Redking confirmed for Indiana Jones.

[SealyStar]

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/06/two-girls-say-they-stabbed-a-third-in-the-name-of-slenderman/

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Slenderman cult killings? Well that's new.

Two girls stab another 12-year old girl 19 times because they were trying to prove themselves to Slenderman.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Obviously now the moral guardians will be all like "See, this is why we can't use our kids use the internet or they might find out about this horrible 'Slendermen' stuff and kill each other over it!"

[RedKing]

* Descan watches Nazis steal RedKing's quotes.

Joke's on them, when they try to repost the quotes and vengeful angels pour out and melt their faces.
Which is always a good joke.

[Iceblaster]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anyways, serious times.

I feel bad for the victim...

I mean, she got her trust of her friends betrayed, she's going to be in the hospital for a while, she'll probably end up having at least minor PTSD from this(That'sjustaguessthough)...

I can't really same much about the other girls. They probably need some form of therapy.

[Redzephyr01]

Why would Nazis steal Mecha-Hitler's opinion? 

[Evilsx]

I saw that and considered posting it here, but didn't for whatever reason. It confuses me. I hardly suspect the whole 'slenderman proxy' thing was the whole reason (or that might have been some stupid cover up story they came up with).

Its always an cover-up story with this stuff, people are just blaming an life-less, mater-less, non-existing entity for all the problems in the world.

"Have you heard the internet cause world hunger!"
"Have you heard the internet cause terrorist attack!"
"Have you heard the internet made Mecha Hitler!"

Edit: So bloody cold where I am right now, just wearing two jumpers and an jacket to keep warm