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[Dutchling]

Thank to the wonderful powers of Facebook, I now know that several of my friends like Christian Pick Up Lines.

I'm not sure what to do with this information.

"Hey baby, how about we Exodus from here and go back to my place."

"I'd spend 40 days on an ark with you, poppy"

* Dutchling drowns in pussy

[Tellemurius]

"I love the smell of frankincense on a woman"

[My Name is Immaterial]

fml

[Yoink]

"That habit looks good on you- but it'd look even better on my bedroom floor."

[Parsely]

Just got a call today, the caller ID was the name of my dead dad. that's not creepy at all.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE!

*dies*

[Moghjubar]

"Baby, I would curse an off-season fig tree that didn't have any fruits to die just for you."

[Loud Whispers]

Just got a call today, the caller ID was the name of my dead dad. that's not creepy at all.

Who was on the other end of the phone?

[Tiruin]

Just got a call today, the caller ID was the name of my dead dad. that's not creepy at all.

Who was on the other end of the phone?

Err, wait, when you say caller ID that's the number that shows up on unknown calls right?
...Or did it exactly match up the contact..of your dad?

Did you answer?

[nomoetoe]

Just got a call today, the caller ID was the name of my dead dad. that's not creepy at all.

Who was on the other end of the phone?

Err, wait, when you say caller ID that's the number that shows up on unknown calls right?
...Or did it exactly match up the contact..of your dad?

Did you answer?

It was a missed call. it looked a lot like my phone number though which is strange. and indeed it was the name of my dad that showed up.

[Greiger]

Just saw an old World's Dumbest Smartest Inventions episode.   It had what looked like a cool idea.  A baseball cap with a solar powered fan built into the visor.

It looked ridiculous, but I got to thinking that maybe if they took the hat, and placed a thin layer of some dark hard to see through but breathable fabric over the visor, add some structural support to the fabric, and put the solar panel on the back, so that it would look more like one of those flat caps, it might sell, and actually sell well at that.

I mean I don't wear hats and I would buy it if it didn't look so ridiculous.  Make the fan harder to see and the solar panel harder to notice and it goes from stupid to functional,  maybe even stylish.

[Truean]

Warning, NSFW due to vulgar language from the judge.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/brevard-judge-accused-punching-public-defender/ngCGC/

Ah, the judge just straight up physically fighting the public defender for doing his job.... People wonder why I don't wanna be a lawyer anymore.

Do you hear that judge on video getting pissed at the poor lawyer just for doing his job? He can't force the issue and the state screwed up. This situation is either waive speedy trial or set for trial and that is in the video.

Listen closely to the judge on the tape once they go in the back, you can hear the judge thumping the lawyer and asking that lawyer if "do you wanna fuck with me!?" After that you can hear the judge talking to the deputy saying "you need to arrest him right. now."

I like the "if I had a rock, I'd throw it at you...." All of the judge's comments are priceless really.

Notice the round of applause the lawyer recieves when he calmly comes back in to the stand podium.

[Graknorke]

So why was the judge trying to tell the lawyer what to do? I don't understand the motivation.

[TD1]

Just saw an old World's Dumbest Smartest Inventions episode.   It had what looked like a cool idea.  A baseball cap with a solar powered fan built into the visor.

It looked ridiculous, but I got to thinking that maybe if they took the hat, and placed a thin layer of some dark hard to see through but breathable fabric over the visor, add some structural support to the fabric, and put the solar panel on the back, so that it would look more like one of those flat caps, it might sell, and actually sell well at that.

I mean I don't wear hats and I would buy it if it didn't look so ridiculous.  Make the fan harder to see and the solar panel harder to notice and it goes from stupid to functional,  maybe even stylish.

Do you accept the Souls of my Victims currency?

Edit: Put in the wrong quote

[Greiger]

This is Florida?  Damn remind me never to end up in court around here.  And the article says that the judge wasn't arrested? 

That's straight up assault with officers present, that's pretty damn open and shut.  So the public defender gets attacked, and gets reassigned instead of the judge going to jail?  I thought we were past the point where people were above the law.

Do you accept the Souls of my Victims currency?

Depends on if you accept potentially never getting it because I don't think I'd be able to get away with making and selling those things without paying the origonal inventor out the ass

(I'm also lazy)

[Helgoland]

"Baby, I would curse an off-season fig tree that didn't have any fruits to die just for you."

"You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you."