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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14842736 times)

Bauglir

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50610 on: June 02, 2014, 01:12:06 pm »
But how many do you need right now?
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50611 on: June 02, 2014, 01:12:48 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on June 02, 2014, 01:12:06 pm
But how many do you need right now?

None, I've decided to eat a banana instead.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50612 on: June 02, 2014, 01:19:28 pm »
Dishwashers: Insurmountable obstacles.


I can't operate one either.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50613 on: June 02, 2014, 01:21:32 pm »
My dishwasher is easy to operate, I dont even use half of the things I should be using (like dishwashing salt and some kind of special detergent). I just load it with dishes, liberally apply some detergent, press start and wait.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50614 on: June 02, 2014, 01:35:30 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on June 02, 2014, 12:55:24 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 02, 2014, 09:20:58 am
Quote from: Tawarochir on June 02, 2014, 08:04:22 am
Sorry! Tawarochir moved to Australia!

Wait really?
I didn't actually know where you were from to begin with Let us par-tay!   :D
The "wtf" was the fact I had an urge to say that.

By the way, my real name is Dave Ming Cheng and I live on Mars.
I actually know which state Taw lives in.
At least, I'm pretty sure.
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Bauglir

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50615 on: June 02, 2014, 01:48:13 pm »
Under no circumstances do you put hand-washing dish soap in a dishwasher.

This lesson courtesy of my junior year roommate.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50616 on: June 02, 2014, 01:50:21 pm »
I sense storytime coming on...?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50617 on: June 02, 2014, 01:51:22 pm »
* LordSlowpoke grabs popcorn
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Bauglir

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50618 on: June 02, 2014, 01:53:31 pm »
Suds. Suds everywhere.

That's pretty much the story. Dishwashers do not handle foam very well, so any detergent meant to be used by hand is useless because humans expect foam and so manufacturers provide it.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50619 on: June 02, 2014, 01:54:20 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50620 on: June 02, 2014, 01:55:03 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on June 02, 2014, 01:51:22 pm
* LordSlowpoke grabs popcorn

No silly, it's storytime, not movie time!
You'll want these instead.

* Yoink hands out sticks and marshmallows, then lights a gasoline fire in a metal drum near the center of the room

Fakeedit: ...Well. Can I still eat my marshmallows?  :-\
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50621 on: June 02, 2014, 02:28:01 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on June 02, 2014, 12:54:25 pm
Quote from: greatorder on June 02, 2014, 12:35:02 pm
LW, why do you have descan in your avatar with the gif on the DF update page thingy?

because i helped make that a thing
Wait, what?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50622 on: June 02, 2014, 02:38:40 pm »
Quote from: Descan on June 02, 2014, 02:28:01 pm
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on June 02, 2014, 12:54:25 pm
Quote from: greatorder on June 02, 2014, 12:35:02 pm
LW, why do you have descan in your avatar with the gif on the DF update page thingy?

because i helped make that a thing
Wait, what?

read your own thread you turbovibrator

i contributed like 120% of the work by downloading non-descanized lwvatars

therefore i claim all responsibility and glory
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50623 on: June 02, 2014, 03:06:07 pm »
But... I have no idea what GO was saying.

"Descan in your avatar" makes some sense, but then it just turns to gobble-de-gook.
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Descan confirmed for antichrist.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50624 on: June 02, 2014, 03:12:50 pm »
Quote from: Descan on June 02, 2014, 03:06:07 pm
But... I have no idea what GO was saying.

"Descan in your avatar" makes some sense, but then it just turns to gobble-de-gook.

I think he's referring to this gif.
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