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[Graknorke]

$8 ice cubes

How can you be so elitist about water?

[hops]

$8 ice cubes

I'd just buy those rocks that they put in drinks.
They're more expensive, but reusable.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

"Gläce Luxury Ice is a meticulously designed and differentiated ice brand specifically designed for use in premium drinks and cocktails. The Gläce Mariko Sphere is a perfectly spherical 2.5-inch piece with a melting rate of 20-30 minutes. The Gläce G-Cubed, a symmetrical 2.5-inch cube, has a dilution rate of 20-40 minutes. Gläce Ice pieces are individually carved from a 300-lb. block to ensure flawless quality and a zero-taste profile, never contaminating the essence of premium liquors and drinks."

Uh

[hops]

I just read the latest Paranatural update.

Wat.

[Tawa]

"Gläce Luxury Ice is a meticulously designed and differentiated ice brand specifically designed for use in premium drinks and cocktails. The Gläce Mariko Sphere is a perfectly spherical 2.5-inch piece with a melting rate of 20-30 minutes. The Gläce G-Cubed, a symmetrical 2.5-inch cube, has a dilution rate of 20-40 minutes. Gläce Ice pieces are individually carved from a 300-lb. block to ensure flawless quality and a zero-taste profile, never contaminating the essence of premium liquors and drinks."

Uh

Clearly, the end of the world is approaching.

First, there will be $8 ice.
Next, people eat it.
Afterward, we discover it was contaminated.
Finally, everything turns out like Night of the Living dead or I Am Legend.

That, or the people buying this ice live in the Aiel Waste.

[hops]

The därksëëkër apocalypse will soon be upon us.

[EnigmaticHat]

The därksëëkër apocalypse will soon be upon us.

Soon they'll all sëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëë

[Lord Shonus]

That, or the people buying this ice live in the Aiel Waste.

Aiel are afraid of rivers. How do you think they'd react to one of those massive ice blocks?

[Helgoland]

"Gläce

This is even less impressive when you have that key ON YOUR FRIKKIN KEYBÖÄRD!

[Darvi]

"Gläce

This is even less impressive when you have that key ON YOUR FRIKKIN KEYBÖÄRD!

I hävë tö cöncür thërë.

[Helgoland]

Are you Germän, or Swedish? Or Türkish, possibly...

[Darvi]

Nope.

[SealyStar]

Ï dön't hävë ä sëpärätë ümläüt këÿ, büt Ï cän üsë "+[vöwël] ïnstëäd.

[kaenneth]

God dammit, I swear someone scotchguarded the cat.

Caught her on the dining room table, so I pinned her down on it, and poured a half cup of water on her.

Water just rolled off her fur onto the table like she was a duck, and she didn't give a single fuck.

Still looks fluffy and dry, and acts like nothing happened.

[Andux]

Your cat may be a witch; try again with holy water to confirm.