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[StupidElves]

Still, it'd be the way I choose to go if I was forced to choose.

[TD1]

If I had to choose how to die...hmmm.

Probably old age, and in my sleep

Nah, I know what you meant. I guess being put into artificial sleep and then ended? Really, none appeal to me obviously. There's an appropriate poem, but I can't remember the name of the darn thing and I just spent a lot of time looking for it. Basically, all ways to die have drawbacks

[MonkeyHead]

Chief amongst which is the fact that you will be dead.

[ArchAIngel]

I would die by being stepped on by a elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders.

[TD1]

Granted. The elephant is a baby elephant and takes more than one turn. The cheerleaders are all equally hideous and have identical warts strewn about their faces, and teeth missing, as well as some fingernails from leprosy.

Oh, wait, this isn't the corrupt a wish thread? Oh well.

[StupidElves]

Granted. The elephant is a baby elephant and takes more than one turn. The cheerleaders are all equally hideous and have identical warts strewn about their faces, and teeth missing, as well as some fingernails from leprosy.

Oh, wait, this isn't the corrupt a wish thread? Oh well.

No, but that did create a WTF. So, congrats, you made a WTF for the WTF thread.

[My Name is Immaterial]

That's just how we roll.

[Furtuka]

That's just how we roll.

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[miauw62]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

lolwut

Maybe you could try linking pictures that aren't so small and articfacted they're unreadable :v

[Redzephyr01]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

lolwut

Maybe you could try linking pictures that aren't so small and articfacted they're unreadable :v

It says:
>the year is 6003
>the universal song is the Kids Bop cover of Thrift Shop
>currency is Swagbucks
>Justin Bieber discovered immortality
>he rules the world
>has a farm for molesting kids
>England has had enough of it
>they release Elizabeth II from her capsule
>she's a cyborg
>Justin is enraged and resurrects Lil' Wayne, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Black
>they all hold their hands together and chant "yolo"
>they become a 200 ft tall Taylor Swift/Lorde hybrid and attack the queen
>youdonefuckedup.jpg
>she grows into a 700ft giant and bitchslaps their shit
>the hybrid combusts and and the ashes float off into the sky
>the queen turns into butterfree and flies into the sunset
>she saved them all
>Hank Hill wipes away a single tear
>with a look of satisfaction he utters "God save the queen."

[Darvi]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

lolwut

Maybe you could try linking pictures that aren't so small and articfacted they're unreadable :v

It says:
>the year is 6003
>the universal song is the Kids Bop cover of Thrift Shop
>currency is Swagbucks
>Justin Bieber discovered immortality
>he rules the world
>has a farm for molesting kids
>England has had enough of it
>they release Elizabeth II from her capsule
>she's a cyborg
>Justin is enraged and resurrects Lil' Wayne, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Black
>they all hold their hands together and chant "yolo"
>they become a 200 ft tall Taylor Swift/Lorde hybrid and attack the queen
>youdonefuckedup.jpg
>she grows into a 700ft giant and bitchslaps their shit
>the hybrid combusts and and the ashes float off into the sky
>the queen turns into butterfree and flies into the sunset
>she saved them all
>Hank Hill wipes away a single tear
>with a look of satisfaction he utters "God save the queen."

What the fuck did I just read?

[Akura]

Don't do drugs, kids. Or else things will happen that require drugs to erase the memory of.

[GiglameshDespair]

So what you're saying is, don't do drugs. But if you do, do more.

[sjm9876]

That advice is far too sound to go in the WTF thread.

...... Sigged

[Hanslanda]

So what you're saying is, don't do drugs. But if you do, do more.

... Fuck. Well, I guess that's that.

* Hans wanders off

Also, something is going on amongst my social circle, and I know it's happening but I don't know what it is. I know that whatever it is, it can be only bad.