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[TD1]

Yea, well I'll be a winged wolf. And it'll be cute, and cuddly, and not eat grannies of any sort, even those that have red-robed grandaughters!

Wolves can be cute too, ya know. See, here's a picture of future me. Adorable!

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Look at those cute, glowing eyes! That lovely fur! Yep, benevolent flying wolves are the future.

[Lyeos]

Man, all of you guys are so cuddly.
I'm gonna evolve into a shoggoth.

I know, I know. Back to my box...

[TD1]

Slime is the new fur?

We've got to bring this idea to Paris.

[Lyeos]

Minor thing, rather pointless really:

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Its Lyeos. Of Bay12

This. Every. Time.
I see it, and I think "Huh? Is that really all people have?"
And then I remember one guy that basically said he didn't think I had a life outside of these forums.
And then I remember one guy that said it just meant that I was fairly easy to recognize and it was intended as a compliment.
And somehow I feel as though if I focused hard enough, beams of disapproval mixed with beams of "Oh, you guys!  " would shoot forth from my eyes.

I'm probably gonna be the Slenderman. Or an axe-wielding hero. Who uses a battleaxe bigger than him.
Maybe both.

I approve of the second one. The world needs more comically oversized weapons.

[GiglameshDespair]

I'm probably gonna be the Slenderman. Or an axe-wielding hero. Who uses a battleaxe bigger than him.
Maybe both.

Why not be a slenderman-wielding axe?

[TD1]

I'm probably gonna be the Slenderman. Or an axe-wielding hero. Who uses a battleaxe bigger than him.
Maybe both.

Why not be a slenderman-wielding axe?

Let's face it, everything is better with wings. Man+Wings? Angel. Lizard+wings? Dragon.

As such, I suggest a winged slenderman-wielding axe. May the world tremble at his blows, and the heavens weep as his wings rent them.

[GiglameshDespair]

Maybe if his wings were also axes...

[Lyeos]

Maybe if his wings were also axes...

And they had pointless spikes to be more intimidating.
Wait, why just a flying axe? Why not a giant golem made entirely of axes? That still has wings so it can fly?

[Jopax]

What.

[ArchAIngel]

You guys think too small. If I was going to evolve, I would be Alex Mercer. I want to be a wolf? Nom. I want to be a human? Nom. I want wings? Nom a bird and do genetics.

[Lyeos]

You guys think too small. If I was going to evolve, I would be Alex Mercer. I want to be a wolf? Nom. I want to be a human? Nom. I want wings? Nom a bird and do genetics.

What would one have to eat to be a shoggoth? Oh, wait, shoggoth eats you! 

[ArchAIngel]

You guys think too small. If I was going to evolve, I would be Alex Mercer. I want to be a wolf? Nom. I want to be a human? Nom. I want wings? Nom a bird and do genetics.

What would one have to eat to be a shoggoth? Oh, wait, shoggoth eats you! 

If you evolve to a Blacklight entity, then no, you eat the shoggoth. Insanity aura be damned, those things are cool! And probably tasty. I wonder what Shoggoth steaks taste like.

[TD1]

Dem sound like fighting words. You want a piece of me?!?!

No! Noooo! I didn't mean literally!

[NOMING INTENSIFIES]

[ArchAIngel]

Great. Anyone got a vibrating Mercer picture?

[Darvi]

I wouldn't evolve into anything because evolution doesn't work that way and I'm completely fine with how I look like I don't get why people need to change themselves that way.


Also Shoggoths taste like crap. Take my word for it, and let no more be said.