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ArchAIngel

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50130 on: May 25, 2014, 12:15:32 pm »

He sits on your face because it's warm, not because he likes you x3
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50131 on: May 25, 2014, 12:16:20 pm »

He sits on your face because it's warm, not because he likes you x3

You're saying that as though cat liking you was not directly proportional to you being a good sitting place.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50132 on: May 25, 2014, 01:19:45 pm »

My cat is washing me. Cat, why?
Same thing. It was being in general more affectionate than usual. I would suspect hunger but there was uneaten food in its food bowl so..?
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« Reply #50133 on: May 25, 2014, 01:22:19 pm »

The space cat is ordering it's minions to start licking their designated humans in preparation for the invasion.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50134 on: May 25, 2014, 02:18:09 pm »

They want their slaves/food to be clean, after all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50135 on: May 25, 2014, 03:20:38 pm »

Why are there so many books in my bag.

Why when I checked it I actually do need them all.

How.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50136 on: May 25, 2014, 04:27:53 pm »

Hooray for trolls/mind-bogglingly dumb people!

Because sometimes, you just have to believe that a fetish story about 22-foot anime-eyed shark-toothed women and their quadrupedal seal-footed male slaves is a legit message from the future.
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« Reply #50137 on: May 25, 2014, 04:38:23 pm »

I refuse to believe anyone could consider that fact without suffering serious mental illnesses.
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« Reply #50138 on: May 25, 2014, 04:42:43 pm »

The space cat is ordering it's minions to start licking their designated humans in preparation for the invasion.
Those darn space cats.
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« Reply #50139 on: May 25, 2014, 05:43:25 pm »

It's true if you look out at the night sky in a rural area and trace stars you can outline a cat head with the stars at almost any location in the night sky. Coincidence?  I think not.

Then there's the secret world government and Bob Barker's whole spay and neuter your pets thing.  The government knows cats are powerful and they want to limit civilian access to them just incase they discover the secret.  The government uses cats to power nuclear weapons, and power plants, but they use an inefficient method that kills the cat in the process, while cats can produce much more power if they give it willingly.   The government fears civilians discovering this and overthrowing them.  What does this remind you of?

Kefka. 

Clearly the government is evil and trying to keep cat power to themselves.  Because the universe revolves around cats, we've just been tricked to believe otherwise.  The universe revolves around every cat in the world simultaneously. The powerful space cats are just the ones that have grown so powerful they can defy the universe's wishes.

In Japanese mythology there are creatures called Nekomata.  They believed them to be exceptionally long lived cats, but they are truly space cats come back to earth to observe us.  However the roman empire discovered cat power when they took over Egypt, and fearing their own power would be used for the detriment of the universe they fled back to space, where they watch from afar.  Could somebody have simply imagined such creatures?  Of course not, it is clear indisputable evidence of early space cat visits.

The collapse of the roman empire fortunately stopped the development of cat power for a time, but we have made up the lost progress and soon the space cats will return in force to stop our abuse of their earthbound brethren.
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« Reply #50140 on: May 25, 2014, 05:51:06 pm »

I was a space cat once, it was fun. Visiting planets. Visiting more planets. I once found a really cool crystal tree.

I miss being a space cat sometimes.
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« Reply #50141 on: May 25, 2014, 06:21:54 pm »

I watched the 2002 film adaptation of The Time Machine. And wot.
I get that up to a point they have to change the book to make it more exciting for the target audience for films, which is apparently people with an attention span that get distracted from an explosion halfway through, but I'm thinking that towards the end the scriptwriter dropped the book in the fire and couldn't be bothered to buy another. Or ask someone who'd read the book.
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« Reply #50142 on: May 25, 2014, 06:26:30 pm »

I can see myself 30 years in the future as a winged housecat.
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« Reply #50143 on: May 25, 2014, 06:41:00 pm »

I...I've had a vision of the future! Quick...Someone, get me pen! Ink! Paper!

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« Reply #50144 on: May 25, 2014, 06:42:43 pm »

Future Objective


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