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Spoiler: JESUS FUCK (click to show/hide)

He (Kellogg. Yes, that Kellogg.) recommended, to cure children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock, and circumcision without anesthesia, which would break the habit.

Well I mean.
I guess it would work.


...
Y'know, from a purely objective-oriented standpoint ((PPE: Haha I caught that one you can't get one over on me english language)) goal-driven mindset.
Doesn't make it any less horrifying, it's just effective.

Oooor you just get a whole generation obsessed with SM.

Wait, is that the Kellog I'm thinking of? Because fucking hell that's a long ways from cereal.

Yep, same dude. He actually invented cereal because people thought a bland diet would suppress the, uh, urges.

[Graknorke]

Wait, is that the Kellog I'm thinking of? Because fucking hell that's a long ways from cereal.

as far as you know

But yes it is that Kellogg.
I was more impressweirded out by the one about nannies.  #casualprofessionalpaedophilia

EDIT:

He actually invented cereal because people thought a bland diet would suppress the, uh, urges.

Well that was an awful plan. I mean a bland diet isn't harmful so it's at least better that the other things, but it's also not very good at doing what he wanted it to.

[hops]

They shouldn't enjoy it. It's their duty to the Party.

[Graknorke]

Sexual intercourse was to be looked on as a slightly disgusting minor operation, like having an enema.

[hops]

Kellogg will abolish the orgasm. His bland cereals are at work upon it now.

[Xantalos]

Eating Frosted Flakes just became 9001% more enjoyable.

[Graknorke]

Kellogg will abolish the orgasm. His bland cereals are at work upon it now.

Okay fuck it you win Objective. There's no way I can come back from this.
Well done and good night.

[hops]

You mean 1984% more enjoyable.

[TD1]

Eating Frosted Flakes just became 9001% more enjoyable.

Agreed.

*Shudders*

[Frumple]

I just remembered that Heavy Metal existed when some friends and I found an old tape of it. We watched it, and I've now reached my mindfuck quota for the month. It's the absolute strangest, most offensive parts of the '80s condensed into 90 minutes of the strangest stories, capped off with a fucking depressing animated acid trip. Such a great terrible film.

The neat thing is it apparently grossed over 11 million. I actually read -- well, more like rapidly skimmed -- the first few volumes of heavy metal magazine for the first time, just a month or two ago.

Spoiler: My general reaction, happily provided by the comics themselves (click to show/hide)

E: Though, to be fair, at the very least the one with the green dude on the pterodactyl was pretty great, in a certain sense. Pretty awesome faces.

[Steelmagic]

I've started a game in Hearts Of Iron II Armageddon, and, well I don't think I could name my ships normally if I wanted to. I just get too much enjoyment out of the "CCS What Could Go Wrong XVIII" and the "CCS Bomb Magnet."

[misko27]

Phones just went off with emergency weather warning (Flash Flooding). And it's not even that bad outside...

[UltraValican]

I decide I want to play some Ace Attorney, Desemume lags horrible. Strange. I try changing a fuckton of settings/redownloading. Nothing works.

I restart my computer , everything's fucking peachy again.

Sorcery.

[RedWarrior0]

I decide I want to play some Ace Attorney, Desemume lags horrible. Strange. I try changing a fuckton of settings/redownloading. Nothing works.

I restart my computer , everything's fucking peachy again.

Sorcery.

To quote an article someone linked somewhere,

Why do we tell you to turn it off and on again? Because we don't have the slightest clue what's wrong with it, and it's really easy to induce coma in computers and have their built-in team of automatic doctors try to figure it out for us.

[hops]

It's not as much as getting a team of automatic doctors, it's more like killing the computer and reviving it.