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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49980 on: May 23, 2014, 02:33:06 am »
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Why is that so odd? Gentle vibration helps for loosening up sore muscles. Haven't you ever used one of those handheld shiatsu massage thingies?
The other vibrators.
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That implies anatomical concerns I don't want to think about.
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« Reply #49981 on: May 23, 2014, 02:40:14 am »
Now what we need is the ability to use the vibrator as a melee weapon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49982 on: May 23, 2014, 02:44:59 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49983 on: May 23, 2014, 02:46:05 am »
Well, you can use anything, even a paper wrapper as a weapon. No guarantee of it being an effective weapon, but you can bash a zombie and potentially kill a zombie with anything, including the vibrator.

EDIT: With enough skill you can also be an internet ninja.
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« Reply #49984 on: May 23, 2014, 02:47:56 am »
Not to mention in DF where you can kill people with water.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49985 on: May 23, 2014, 02:51:32 am »
Cataclysm DDA: Deviantly Dispatching Abominations.

DF is pretty ridiculous at times though. I once killed a man with his own blood.
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« Reply #49986 on: May 23, 2014, 03:12:07 am »
I'm just hoping Toady will add something similar to rigor mortis that lets me wave around my severed arm, an axe still held in its grip.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49987 on: May 23, 2014, 07:02:21 am »
I can't access Youtube and Google. They simply don't load.
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« Reply #49988 on: May 23, 2014, 07:20:08 am »
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« Reply #49989 on: May 23, 2014, 12:23:47 pm »
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« Reply #49990 on: May 23, 2014, 12:30:56 pm »
How else are you supposed to off the zombies but by whacking them?
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« Reply #49991 on: May 23, 2014, 01:01:22 pm »
At least it doesn't tell us where we're hitting them like DF does.
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« Reply #49992 on: May 23, 2014, 01:27:58 pm »
You whack the zombie in the eye!

The severed part flies off in an arc!
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« Reply #49993 on: May 23, 2014, 02:13:29 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on May 23, 2014, 01:01:22 pm
At least it doesn't tell us where we're hitting them like DF does.

True sometimes hitting an enemy in Dwarf Fortress feels like you are sitting in on an off lesson in anatomy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49994 on: May 23, 2014, 02:24:44 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on May 23, 2014, 01:34:05 am
Turns out applying very hot gravy directly to the wrist gets you a bad burn. Who knew.
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I misread this on the first go as "Turns out applying very hot gravity directly to the wrist gets you a bad bum. Who knew."

Who knew indeed.
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