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[MaximumZero]

One google search later, and I find out that they're Chinese. They're probably made with tiger penis or something.

[Furtuka]

ignore this post

[Parsely]

ignore this post

[alway]

Ahhahaaha. That creepy 2chan 'Denko' story. It has an audiobook version.

[Yoink]

Half WTF half RAGE

So, since I was young, I always took long in the bathroom. Often took books there in case I got bored.
My mom recently discovered this.
Now she's being indirect and sending me all these "porn is bad for you" images.
Even though I don't watch it and have never seen it in my life.

I always read whilst pooping. It's just a comfortable place to relax and focus on a book. 
She's being silly.

[Frumple]

...How do you go that long without food without noticing.

Roughly the same way it took so long to notice the WTF thread had responses. You get distracted. Combine that with not moving much during the period and I just... don't notice. Until I start getting a bit shaky or whatev' and go, "Oh, right. Food."

Now she's being indirect and sending me all these "porn is bad for you" images.

Really, what you need to do now is pull up all the varying amounts of research saying otherwise and send them in response.

Though... does your mother happen to read romance novels? Because if so, you've got a "massive hypocrite" banner to wave back at her

[TD1]

Well, romance novels are quite a bit less explicit. They only hint at what porn fully shows. But anyway, to the real matter at hand. You, Frumple, are a monster. How can you not eat for that long? I'm getting hungry even thinking of this. And I just ate. I'm going to assume your teenage years must be past you, or your head would be in a fridge

[Xantalos]

Well, romance novels are quite a bit less explicit. They only hint at what porn fully shows. But anyway, to the real matter at hand. You, Frumple, are a monster. How can you not eat for that long? I'm getting hungry even thinking of this. And I just ate. I'm going to assume your teenage years must be past you, or your head would be in a fridge

This.
I begin contemplation of cannibalism if I'm deprived food for over 3 hours. I've no idea how you made it that long.

[Arx]

You guys are weird. I can forget to eat breakfast, and then forget to eat lunch, and then be suddenly reminded by nearly passing out during sports. I don't know how people can get hungry.

[tahujdt]

Can an eldritch monstrosity even commit cannibalism? To whom (or what) does it commit it?

[Xantalos]

Can an eldritch monstrosity even commit cannibalism? To whom (or what) does it commit it?

Myself, of course. Acausality is a wondrous thing.

[Frumple]

Well, romance novels are quite a bit less explicit. They only hint at what porn fully shows.

Let's just say that every romance novel I've actually read disagrees with you

Also all the ones I've skimmed through in morbid curiosity. I've said it before, and I'll say it again -- I've read lemons less explicit than that stuff. And yes, I'm sure I wasn't reading erotica.

As for the hunger, it's mostly just that my appetite is generally very much tied to my activity levels, with a side order of involvement. The less active I am and the more engrossed in something, the less I (notice) hunger.

And then it's a day later and I can't really walk straight and whoops. S'been this way since mid-teens, however long ago that was. Try to ignore hunger pangs long enough and eventually you do *shrugs*

[Xantalos]

Huh. Even right now I'm eating a whole box of tomatoes, so maybe I've just developed a habit of eating a lot.
Growth spurts OP pls nerf

[kaian-a-coel]

Well, romance novels are quite a bit less explicit. They only hint at what porn fully shows.

It's called smut and good smut beats porn every day.
Yes they can be VERY explicit. It's basically written porn. Pornogrammy?

Anyway, in today's WTF: XKCD what if.
Some guy is asking a bakery hospital named like a bakery $2.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000. Not a typo, he wants $2*10^36. That's two undecillions dollars, or two octillions gigadollars.

[LordSlowpoke]

so basically he wants a return of what he paid for his appendix removal surgery?