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[Eric Blank]

Maybe you are doing it right: why else would you hug a tree but in the hopes of developing some weird fungal infection?

[TD1]

Given the context is pets, apply that statement to a dog 

[Yoink]

You clearly haven't met my dog.

...Now I'm sad.

Edit: Feel I should clarify: my (or more accurately, my mother's) dog generates grime and stink at an unbelievable rate. Even just patting her leaves your hand with an awful stench until you wash it, and bathing her only fixes the problem for less than a day.

[Steelmagic]

Our dogs should breed. The resulting stench of the puppies could be used as a chemical weapon for world domination, because my dog smells terrible as well.

[Orange Wizard]

Our dogs should breed. The resulting stench of the puppies could be used as a chemical weapon for world domination, because my dog smells terrible as well.

I - and everyone else on this thread - is ethically obliged to stop you. We may be acceptant of a great many awful things, but this time, Steelmagic, you have gone too far.

[Yoink]

Sadly, said dog is desexed. Our plans are pre-emptively foiled.
Perhaps we could clone her, first? Hmmm...

[Descan]

Every single person on my Steam friends list, except for one person, was "last online" 30 minutes ago.

Everyone.

Including the one or two who haven't been on for months.

(That odd-one-out was 6 minutes ago)

... What the hell happened half an hour ago? :I

[Frumple]

... What the hell happened half an hour ago? :I

God came down from heaven and blessed gabin as his second son. And you missed it :I

Probably for the best. Turns out the form of god really isn't human and gabin has a lot more appendages than he did yesterday. Last I heard 90% of people viewing lost their lunch. It was all sorts of terrible.

[majikero]

I'm not really sure why I keep playing Dynasty Warriors. I'll probably stop once I make enough schoolgirls to conquer China.

[GiglameshDespair]

Every single person on my Steam friends list, except for one person, was "last online" 30 minutes ago.

Everyone.

Including the one or two who haven't been on for months.

(That odd-one-out was 6 minutes ago)

... What the hell happened half an hour ago? :I

My steam keeps doing similiar. No, not everyone quit 29 minutes ago.

[Kamin]

I'm not really sure why I keep playing Dynasty Warriors.

Welcome to Hell, my friend. You keep going back for more, against every sane, functional fiber of being telling you that it's just a stupid, repetitive game version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

...I got the world's highest score in one of the minigames for Dynasty Warriors 5, IIRC. Might even have a picture somewhere.

[Sinlessmoon]

Every single person on my Steam friends list, except for one person, was "last online" 30 minutes ago.

Everyone.

Including the one or two who haven't been on for months.

(That odd-one-out was 6 minutes ago)

... What the hell happened half an hour ago? :I

My steam keeps doing similiar. No, not everyone quit 29 minutes ago.

6 Minutes for everyone of my friends list who is offline now.

Steam, you okay bro?

[Frumple]

You thought I was joking about the Gabinite apotheosis, didn't you? Just be ready to jump backwards when the claw rips out of your monitor.

[MaximumZero]

The first thing I sold today was over $50 worth of PS2 games. They're all 75% off. Most of them are marked at $4 or less.

[Xantalos]

You thought I was joking about the Gabinite apotheosis, didn't you? Just be ready to jump backwards when the claw rips out of your monitor.

Cute little tyke.