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[MonkeyHead]

I'll go with community spirit and a love of giving instead of someone wrapping themselves in cold flesh to while away the lonely hours.

And now I want a superhero whose outfit is made entirely of bacon.

Spoiler: Not the hero you need, but the one you deserve... (click to show/hide)

[LordSlowpoke]

i care more about my statues being more or less pure bacon than pr

these revisionists who have turned to skeletons for structural stability can go back to their underground butcheries

triangular bacon weave, never forget

[TD1]

Yes, yes, values are all well and grand.

But who has the time or funds nowadays for a freezer of that magnitude? A scaffold enables it to be done without rotten meat that was pecked at by birds. Besides PR, it's a matter of practicality.

[Greiger]

Someone needs to find the physical properties of bacon so it can be modded into the game as a materiel.

Then we can battle things like

A giant 3 tailed quadruped made of bacon, it crunches and sizzles as it moves, beware it's enticing aroma!

[TD1]

Hold on, I think Mastah suggested that bacon be made a material in TehLOL mod...

[Eric Blank]

That sounds like an awesome idea.

[mastahcheese]

Hold on, I think Mastah suggested that bacon be made a material in TehLOL mod...

I did.

[OREOSOME]

Why do the british have cocainwater from the tap? Just... why.

[Graknorke]

Why do the british have cocainwater from the tap? Just... why.

We don't. Well, not really. It's the stuff you get after it's already reacted and done its thing.

Also a WTF from the comments. The user's thumbnail was of who I can only assume to be an actress in specialist adult entertainment in an increibly provocative pose:

There are many White Dutch Professional Women like MYSELF & many others either DATING or MARRIED to Mexican or Hispanic Men in America where there are Half-White/Half-Mexican children that American Society & the American Media wants to IGNORE!!! As a SEX RADICAL White Dutch Woman, the White Women of the United Kingdom, Europe & America ABANDON their MODESTY of a PRIVILEGED & SHELTERED UPBRINGING by venturing out to America's Mexican or Hispanic BARRIOS by paying TRIBUTE to the GANGSTERS & BAD BOYS of the LOWRIDER Underground Street Culture by PROMOTION & LEGITIMACY by which the White Women of the United Kingdom, Europe & America wear RAUNCHY STREET WALKER ATTIRE that is EXPLICIT & PROVOCATIVE reflecting the Fashion Styles of Mexican or Hispanic Women of America's Mexican or Hispanic BARRIOS where the RAP or HIP-HOP Music Culture & Fashion Narrative is the THEME of the Global URBAN SUBCULTURE ENVIRONMENT of the 21st Century!!! As a White Dutch Woman Sports Illustrated Fashion Model with a Dangerous-Looking Mexican CHOLO GANGSTER Boyfriend with a Shaved Head & Tattoos from Los Angeles California USA, the White Women of the United Kingdom, Europe & America in 3-inch & above Black High-Heel Shoes with Black Stockings with Suspenders or Black Fishnet Panty-Hose with Suspenders ATTACHED to a Mini-Skirt & Tank-Top or Shorts & Lingerie should POSE or MODEL with Dangerous-Looking Mexican CHOLO GANGSTERS with a Shaved Head & Tattoos along with their LOWRIDER cars that bounces UP & DOWN with LOWRIDER Magazine of Los Angeles California USA or STREETLOW Magazine of San Jose California USA!!!

[Eric Blank]

That is so mind-bogglingly incoherent that I can only assume it's a terrible attempt at satire, probably in the hopes of provoking an aggravated response and starting a delicious, thirst-quenching internet argument.

[ArchAIngel]

That is so mind-bogglingly incoherent that I can only assume it's a terrible attempt at satire, probably in the hopes of provoking an aggravated response and starting a delicious, thirst-quenching internet argument.

I think it's a way to advertise that she's a whore, judging by how it's written. Sort of like big neon lights outside brothels.

[Graknorke]

That is so mind-bogglingly incoherent that I can only assume it's a terrible attempt at satire, probably in the hopes of provoking an aggravated response and starting a delicious, thirst-quenching internet argument.

I think it's a way to advertise that she's a whore, judging by how it's written. Sort of like big neon lights outside brothels.

Maybe if someone took down the neon lights, smashed them up, and tried to fix them by colouring the outside of the tubes with highlighter.

[Ogdibus]

She isn't trying to be a "whore", it looks she's romanticising poverty (slumming) for her own fun.  That's assuming this is real, of course.  Smashed neon lights and highlighters seem a befitting way to describe it.

[Tiruin]

There's a slew or a ton of adjectives there that really confuse the point though o_O
Lots of...labels. :v

[Frumple]

It honestly looks more like bot spam than anything. Specifically because of the magazine name drops at the end of it. That's the sort of thing that occasionally pops out of a machine, from what I've seen.