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[Eric Blank]

I think my dog is missing a nipple. O_o

My poodle has an odd number of nipples; the last three are staggered, out of alignment. Happens sometimes.
I'd be concerned if her nipple was bitten/torn off, or something, though.

Also, I know how you feel, Greiger. Make all the silly puns you want, but you mention that stupid idea you had one time...

[Yoink]

I think my dog is missing a nipple. O_o

It can have one of mine, I'm not usin' em.

...Why would you be using your dog's nipples?! ...Wait, no, don't answer that. >.>

[Putnam]

Giglamesh is talking about his¹ own nipples, not his dogs.

¹Assuming "his" because I'm pretty sure it was a "male nipples are superfluous" joke

[kaenneth]

Giglamesh is talking about his¹ own nipples, not his dogs.

¹Assuming "his" because I'm pretty sure it was a "male nipples are superfluous" joke

Male nipples are fine, as long as they are no bigger than US Quarters.

[Flying Dice]

This is pretty obviously satirical to mock certain people.

It's Poe's Law at the highest peak. I got that vibe from this one, but the vast majority of the time it's genuinely difficult to tell the difference between the assholes who are detracting from genuine issues to portray themselves as special snowflakes and the assholes who are detracting from genuine issues because they used a satirical bulldozer when having a dig at the special snowflakes.

Basically what I'm saying is that tumblr is full of assholes, a remarkable number of which aren't related to porn.

[Neonivek]

The biggest mistake people make with satire is often not distinguishing themselves from people who do take it seriously.

How is anyone supposed to know it is a parody if it isn't anything different then normal? Just because something is "over the top" it doesn't mean it is obviously a parody.

[Flying Dice]

The difference between satire and irony is that in a satire there will eventually be a point where the author nudges the audience with an elbow, metaphorically whispering, "You do know that this isn't how things are actually supposed to be, right?"

[NobodyPro]

Activision is still selling Modern Warfare 2 at launch prices. Modern Warfare is cheaper at $50 (and a much better game) and Modern Warfare 3 is cheaper still at $40. Why?

[tn5421]

130k posts in the topic
[wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
made me wonder

[Greiger]

Happy is very very very strong.   And addicting, and tends to cause happy discussion, bringing about more happy discussion.

Sad thread is depressing, Rage thread is nice but you don't want to be in there all the time or you'll lose faith in humanity, Terrified thread is scarey. And then there's the WTF thread.   

Welcome to the bay 12 lower boards.  Enjoy your stay, mind the elder abominations, vibrating vikings and politics threads.

[Tiruin]

Happy thread is more emulating of the current news today. They lack reporting happy things in life so that thread has the many happies one usually misses.

[Flying Dice]

130k posts in the topic
[wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
made me wonder

It's one of the natural wonders of GD; instead of a few dozen threads every day about things that draw a dozen posts before dying, we have eternal monoliths of stuff that would cause untold destruction if Toady ever tried to delete them. 

[Greiger]

Back in the old boards before the switch to SMF I think 90% of the threads in GD would have long collapsed into board breaking singularities.

The old forums did not handle large threads well.

[Arx]

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Wat.

There are people who have issues, and then there are people whose issues have issues.

And then there are people who identify as a bus.

Do they earn money buskin' on the street corners?



Why do I have so much time on holiday? This is the second week off this quarter.

[lemon10]

Firefox wants to correct golems to Togolese.