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[Kamin]

really now, you must be pretty bad at lore.

it means that mz could be - without even going into the less mainstream stereotypes - also french, romanian or a jew.

You just got yourself on the Italian list, buddy.

[Xantalos]

Watching the new Carrie. First minute:
...
Well this is going well. Never actually read the King novel so I don't know what to expect.
Judging from the amount and positioning of the asses in the credits shot, this is going to be a symbolic thing.
Femininity and stuff like that.
Edit: huh, bitches be bitchin.
Also excessive shaming of period. Shame, foo's.
...
I think bitch got telekinesis.
EDITAGAIN: hmm. More telekinesis evidence. Stress triggered. Evidently doesn't like mom.
- hmm, this is a good combination
- momma crazy bitch- bet Harry potter's happy he didn't have that particular closet
- hmm pyro kinesics
- scareh jesus drippin bloood is scareh
HORROR MOVIE SEX
Oh the one good girl who's also a bitch
Well these people are good judges of character
YouTube saves the day
What's this? School people not douches? Amazing!
Yeah we just traumatized a girl, rebel against the system we're innocent!
Oh look she can control it. Also no more hair braid what is this a crush
Booooks
Poems and douchebags!
The sewing can only be good.
Well that's healthy.
More douchebag dad.
Douchebags all around!
MAN WE COULD'VE OVERTHROWN THE SYSTEM MAN
AT LEAST IM AN HONEST DOUCHE
I know she's levitating it but why did she rent an encyclopedia on bicycles
Momma primed to kill
Aww, she's an okay bitch
Got ma orange juice ready to talk to unresponsive girl
Ma juice will carry (hohoho) me thru
She scared evidently
Aww, locker room cry
Wait, he goes around with Sue Snow? INVISIBLE PROM GIRL
VS MAGNETOCARRIE
Quick go my moms a crazy bitch
Her hopes are up! Bad thing, naive girl this is a horror movie
Ooh, white dress
Very pretty
Mommas rage causes the thunder
Also she disapproves of interaction
Mom be creepin
Holy shit she be jeebus
FORCE CHOKE BITCH
Bitch be doin revenge
They gonna launch pigs at her?
Oh pigs blood.
We all know blood doesn't congeal or anything hohoho
Miss Fantastic is pregnant! Or nervous
This is gonna be fun, having regrets Sue Storm?
Dirty pillows? Da fuc.
Momma compulsive hurt self evidently. Also scared for kid. Huh, she's not such a bitch
Is Carrie gonna hav to smack a mom? Looks like, hehehe
I express my love for you by locking you in a closet
Well giggity
Aw gee shucks willickers
Truth be told this isn't a terribly scary movie so far, it's actually light hearted now
Well, this seems to be going good with Carrie and Loras Tyrell
Aw, it's all romantic and shit
Romanticism and shit man, this'll go great
Oh shit momma be mad
This is interesting
Anticipation, also boyfriend douche is douche
This prom queen thing feels strangely climactic like something really bads about to happen
Oh dear
Cinematic blood shot
Oh dear this is going to be fun
Billy has the right idea
RUN BITCHES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Ooh in the nuts
Don't run in high heels bitch
Also that dress was too flammable
FORCE CHOKE BITCH
DARTH CARRIE MODE ACTIVATE
TIME TO DIE AUTOMOBILE INSURANCE
Quick run the sith over
Quick, kill bitches, get money
GAS STATION BITCH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEJEJE
There's still some left alive, kill all the bitches
Oh wait she wants mama
But mama cray cray
Oh she gonna kill her in the bath bates motel style
Or not
Still crazy though
Nope crazy killa bitch don't you know you go for the heart not the kidneys
THIS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP
Hah, crucifix
Not a good idea Sue
Time to take some Ritalin I think.

Wait wat
The hell did Carrie have sex with anyone
Well, zombie telekinesis

Overall, good movie! Dunno when she got preggo but it was fun.
Oh it was Invisible Woman who was pregnant
SOMEONE WAS GOING BAREBACK

[Mr Frog]

Not sure what's going on in this thread but Imma drop in this snippet from someone I know whose infant daughter currently has an eye infection:

putting colloidal silver in her eyes

I really wish it wasn't as bad in context.

(Might be the wrong thread for this, I'm too sweet and naive to know)

[tahujdt]

So my WTF today is Avatar. I mean, I realize, it's the kind of movie you go to see for the prettiness, but still... So many WTFs.

[MaximumZero]

Not sure what's going on in this thread but Imma drop in this snippet from someone I know whose infant daughter currently has an eye infection:

putting colloidal silver in her eyes

I really wish it wasn't as bad in context.

(Might be the wrong thread for this, I'm too sweet and naive to know)

This belongs in the rage thread. Colloidal silver is not a substitute for antibiotics, and the only people who will tell you that it is are gullible idiots and hucksters.

[tompliss]

My WTF  :

Watching the new Carrie. [snip]

bu now, I want to watch it :|

[Knit tie]

Colloidal silver is complete snake oil.

[RedKing]

Colloidal silver is complete snake oil.

Made from only the finest Brittanian Silver Serpents!

[Furtuka]

Colloidal silver is complete snake oil.

Made from only the finest Brittanian Silver Serpents!

This product is endorsed by Slytherin house

[TD1]

Gryffindor objects.

[Lagslayer]

Gryffindor objects.

But Gryffindor uses Slytherin products! Why, just recently, they augmented their sword with Slytherin brand Basilisk Venom! And based on their extensive use of said product, it can be concluded that they are indeed satisfied with it's performance.

[Steelmagic]

Mom washed Dowling's my jacket and chemical pants. The issue is they were filthy, as in I got some sort of black powder substance on my hands just from touching them. Despite these clothes accumulating around 20 years of filth, she washed them with her own clothes, which then became black. This was awhile ago and her clothes have been rewashed and are fine now, but still emphasis was placed on how dirty these clothes were.

[Graknorke]

Colloidal silver is complete snake oil.

Ironically, snake oil is actually pretty good.
Vitamin and mineral rich.

[Greiger]

But the origonal snake oil did not contain any snake. 

If it wasn't for the proprietor brutally and ritualistically murdering snakes in front of an audience, you could probably say it was cruelty free!

EDIT: Welp turns out a quick peek at wikipedia claims that it was 1% fat so it wasn't cruelty free even in that sense.  Darn.

[LordSlowpoke]

how do you extract oil from a snake and how can i make this into a viable industry