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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14955737 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48225 on: April 29, 2014, 09:26:03 pm »
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48226 on: April 29, 2014, 09:29:02 pm »
I woke up to pee 5 times last night. I turn 40 this year. Heard stories about guys with enlarged prostates as you get older. I think i drank too much and i didnt work out over the weekend so no sweating.

Hope thats right...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48227 on: April 29, 2014, 10:15:26 pm »
The garlic in my fridge is growing.

I don't know how, because it's cold in there and I haven't put it near water, but there are green stalks growing out of it.

My garlic has come alive. I hope it doesn't gain sentience anytime soon.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48228 on: April 29, 2014, 10:24:44 pm »
Are you sure its not mold?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48229 on: April 29, 2014, 10:25:09 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 29, 2014, 10:24:44 pm
Are you sure its not mold?
Mold doesn't grow leaves.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48230 on: April 29, 2014, 10:26:34 pm »
Point. Someone asks me that everytime something green and new appears in the fridge though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48231 on: April 29, 2014, 10:28:25 pm »
... even if it's freshly bought vegetables?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48232 on: April 29, 2014, 10:28:56 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 29, 2014, 10:26:34 pm
Point. Someone asks me that everytime something green and new appears in the fridge though.
Yeah, I can understand. I've seen a lot of things go moldy. (Actually, just today I had to clean out my mother-in-law's fridge. It was bad.)
So it's surprising to see something growing in there that isn't malevolent.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48233 on: April 29, 2014, 10:29:38 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on April 29, 2014, 10:28:25 pm
... even if it's freshly bought vegetables?
Some people are forgetful when it comes to fridges.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48234 on: April 29, 2014, 11:01:58 pm »
This has happened to me, as well. It's much less delicious now. Unless desperate, I would advise new garlic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48235 on: April 30, 2014, 01:04:39 am »
well now you can plant it and grow more garlic!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48236 on: April 30, 2014, 01:07:46 am »
Yaaay, free garlic!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48237 on: April 30, 2014, 01:09:21 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 30, 2014, 01:07:46 am
Yaaay, free garlic!
I finally have my proof that MZ is closeted Italian.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48238 on: April 30, 2014, 01:15:19 am »
really now, you must be pretty bad at lore.

it means that mz could be - without even going into the less mainstream stereotypes - also french, romanian or a jew.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48239 on: April 30, 2014, 01:15:31 am »
No, but my people were denied access to garlic for thousands of years, and I'm doing my best to make up for it.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting
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