Is Knit tie an SCP?
All trueborn siberians can call upon the faintest echoes of Emerald Circle Sorcery, an ability which originates from that antediluvian time when Prince Ivan battled Kachey the Deathless and, in order to give his army an edge, got very creative with permanent Power-Awarding Prana derivatives of his own making. Long story short, with proper training and about a week of ritual dance and vodka annointment, the descendants of his sorcerer-warriors can call upon the slivers of their power, allowing them to use, for example, the Blood-Anointed Martyr Courier spell which I described right now. But you'll have to pay for the vodka, the rituals need at least three crates.
Is Knit tie an SCP?
Nope, Russia is. That's why America tried to contain it.
Knit, I know a few assholes around here - how precise do you need the information?
It works only on people who are willing to have an object come and kill them, hence the "Martyr Courier" in the name and why I asked for a sacrifice, not a target. I need the name and the face of the person, and also for them to be aware of the ritual that's taking place and formally express their consent with being killed by the object that's being delivered. And yes, after the spell takes effect, there is no escape for the poor bastard, whatever is thrown will find them, phase through every obstacle in the path and lodge itself either in their heart or their brain, even if the thrown object is a piece of paper.
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