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[Vorthon]

Playing incursion. Find out I can cast hideous laughter on gricks.

Spoiler: This is a grick (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: This is a grick's stats (click to show/hide)

What does the grick say?

What really makes me WTF is the fact that Incursion classifies it as a burrowing mammal.

[Sinistar]

Well, it seems that I have had another dream involving myself partaking in a form of entertainment I normally wouldn't and involving multiple closed-room murders, a random organism and a tangential relationship to Christianity. It goes as follows:

I prefer literature over films, hence it was rather uncharacteristic of me to be in a theater, but alas, here I was. It was about priest driving interstate through the middle of nowhere. Noticing a man by a broken down car on the side of the road, naturally, he offered him a ride. Needless to say, this gentleman, an exceptionally skilled illusionist, accepted the kind proposal. What the priest did not know was, the illusionist was also a serial killer, who used his talent to commit numerous closed-room murders that remain unsolved. Now, the rather dark, muted colors, grey cloud-cast skies and ominous gales seemed to be setting up for a horror, or perhaps thriller film.

That was not he case. Because then, the action movie plot kicked in.

An abrupt demonic invasion is unleashed upon the world, sweeping across entire countries as a supernatural blitzkrieg of insurmountable proportions. Faced with certain death encroaching towards them, the two men drive unto it. One armed with his pistols, sleight of hand and experience in closed-room murder. The other with the righteous wrath of God, which apparently manifested as the ability to breathe out bees like some sort of incredibly odd dragon.

And so it begins, humanity's counterattack. Lead, conducted and solely performed by a saint and a sinner, annihilating entire infernal legions by themselves. Because as it turns out, demons are weak to bees and closed-room murder.

This...is freaking genius.

I'd kickstart the hell (and heaven) out of this.

[Darvi]

Re: WH40K:SM

I think a large part of Titus' detainment was his (un)natural resistance to the Warp, and of course Leandros being a typical smurf bitch. I've got the impression that the inquisitor wasn't even that into it, arresting him because it's his job to, and not because he seriously thought Titus was corrupted or anything.

[Tiruin]

I thought I was going to play Planetside 2 today. Nope, I'm playing Loginside 2.

(I have tried logging on 4 times, taking 10 minutes each, and crashing every time)

You are not alone.

[miauw62]

Well, it seems that I have had another dream involving myself partaking in a form of entertainment I normally wouldn't and involving multiple closed-room murders, a random organism and a tangential relationship to Christianity. It goes as follows:

I prefer literature over films, hence it was rather uncharacteristic of me to be in a theater, but alas, here I was. It was about priest driving interstate through the middle of nowhere. Noticing a man by a broken down car on the side of the road, naturally, he offered him a ride. Needless to say, this gentleman, an exceptionally skilled illusionist, accepted the kind proposal. What the priest did not know was, the illusionist was also a serial killer, who used his talent to commit numerous closed-room murders that remain unsolved. Now, the rather dark, muted colors, grey cloud-cast skies and ominous gales seemed to be setting up for a horror, or perhaps thriller film.

That was not he case. Because then, the action movie plot kicked in.

An abrupt demonic invasion is unleashed upon the world, sweeping across entire countries as a supernatural blitzkrieg of insurmountable proportions. Faced with certain death encroaching towards them, the two men drive unto it. One armed with his pistols, sleight of hand and experience in closed-room murder. The other with the righteous wrath of God, which apparently manifested as the ability to breathe out bees like some sort of incredibly odd dragon.

And so it begins, humanity's counterattack. Lead, conducted and solely performed by a saint and a sinner, annihilating entire infernal legions by themselves. Because as it turns out, demons are weak to bees and closed-room murder.

This...is freaking genius.

I'd kickstart the hell (and heaven) out of this.

Breathing bees sounds like a hilarious superpower.

[Akura]

The Pain would agree.

[Redzephyr01]

Well, it seems that I have had another dream involving myself partaking in a form of entertainment I normally wouldn't and involving multiple closed-room murders, a random organism and a tangential relationship to Christianity. It goes as follows:

I prefer literature over films, hence it was rather uncharacteristic of me to be in a theater, but alas, here I was. It was about priest driving interstate through the middle of nowhere. Noticing a man by a broken down car on the side of the road, naturally, he offered him a ride. Needless to say, this gentleman, an exceptionally skilled illusionist, accepted the kind proposal. What the priest did not know was, the illusionist was also a serial killer, who used his talent to commit numerous closed-room murders that remain unsolved. Now, the rather dark, muted colors, grey cloud-cast skies and ominous gales seemed to be setting up for a horror, or perhaps thriller film.

That was not he case. Because then, the action movie plot kicked in.

An abrupt demonic invasion is unleashed upon the world, sweeping across entire countries as a supernatural blitzkrieg of insurmountable proportions. Faced with certain death encroaching towards them, the two men drive unto it. One armed with his pistols, sleight of hand and experience in closed-room murder. The other with the righteous wrath of God, which apparently manifested as the ability to breathe out bees like some sort of incredibly odd dragon.

And so it begins, humanity's counterattack. Lead, conducted and solely performed by a saint and a sinner, annihilating entire infernal legions by themselves. Because as it turns out, demons are weak to bees and closed-room murder.

10/10 would watch

[Furtuka]

ALL THE SAUERKRAUT IN THE HOUSE HAS VANISHED. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Sirus]

ALL THE SAUERKRAUT IN THE HOUSE HAS VANISHED. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A google image search for "grumpy nazi" came up somewhat lacking.

[BlackFlyme]

Left to go to my dad's yesterday. I'm going to ignore all the WhatTheFuckery that goes on over there because it is still much more pleasant than dealing with my mom and her boyfriend.

Anyways, I came back to my mom's today to find that my room had been rearranged because my mom didn't like how I set it up.

[Xantalos]

Re: WH40K:SM

I think a large part of Titus' detainment was his (un)natural resistance to the Warp, and of course Leandros being a typical smurf bitch. I've got the impression that the inquisitor wasn't even that into it, arresting him because it's his job to, and not because he seriously thought Titus was corrupted or anything.

That was it mainly.
Now if only there were a second game. Titus is the one guy in 40k I actually care about to some extent.

[hops]

I think i'm genderfluid, but I'm sticking to male until there are further evidences

Back to gender identity, I identify as a male, but now I am not sure it it's due to natural preference or repressive social norms of Mother Russia. Because I think I actually started liking dudes in addition to girls recently.

Gender identity isn't the opposite of what gender you like all the time, yanno
Otherwise I'd be a girl

[MonkeyHead]

ALL THE SAUERKRAUT IN THE HOUSE HAS VANISHED. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A google image search for "grumpy nazi" came up somewhat lacking.

Oh I dunno, dig deep enough through the quite frankly horrible ww2 photos and there is some gold:

Spoiler: Nazi's love kittens... (click to show/hide)

[Iceblaster]

Not the song itself, but the animation.

XD.

Whoever animated that must've had fun.

[Sirus]

Not the song itself, but the animation.

XD.

Whoever animated that must've had fun.

WHY IS LINK TALKING?!
_{It's pretty awesome though}