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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14463414 times)

Tiruin

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47415 on: April 15, 2014, 11:28:48 pm »

Best part of Oblivion was leveling acrobatics.
Hoppity hoppity hop jump jump jump leap hop tumble
Nope. :c
You can flip. You can also jump on water at 100. :o
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On both.
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Literally, though, the most fun I had in Oblivion by far, was when I said "You know what? I'm going to go out of my comfort zone. I won't play a wizard. I won't cast spells. I won't care about the main quests!"
And then I made an Orc dude that swung an axe, and just went running through the wilderness, not using fast-travel, probably with no pants.

I found so much coll stuff out in the middle of nowhere.
I made a nord with a penchant for blades, and truly trusted dodging, and a fear-ish spell.
Woo~ Gaelic remembrance... ;P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47416 on: April 15, 2014, 11:31:01 pm »

I remember playing as that orc, and going across that reeeeeally long bridge (I always fast traveled, so I never actually took the time to cross it.) and half-way across, I was stopped by a bandit, that told me to hand over my money.

I literally laughed out loud, and then threw him off the bridge.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47417 on: April 15, 2014, 11:33:56 pm »

Oh yeah! That's one of the things that really ruined the Elder Scrolls games for me: fast travel.
Well, that and the stupid plot and incredible amount of railroading...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47418 on: April 15, 2014, 11:34:31 pm »

Kinda reminds me of my Skyrim punch mage. Run around in the freezing snow with only a thin robe and hood on, oh yeah and the Daedric gauntlets on my fists, hadokening random goats with fireball.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47419 on: April 16, 2014, 12:06:33 am »

No, no. The best part of Oblivion was many things at once, though most of those related to spell- and enchantment-crafting.

My favorite was crafting a very high-powered Fortify Speed on-touch spell, casting on a horse, and riding until I hit a bump and was launched like a fantasy version of the JATO rocket-car myth. IIRC you could combine it with Fortify Athletics and Demoralize to make enemies fly away from you, possibly even blasting off. Perhaps at the speed of light.

But 100% chameleon armor was pretty broken too. For the uninitiated:

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47422 on: April 16, 2014, 02:32:11 am »

It looks like the Vindictus system taken to its logical infinity :v
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47423 on: April 16, 2014, 03:00:59 am »

No, no. The best part of Oblivion was many things at once, though most of those related to spell- and enchantment-crafting.

My favorite was crafting a very high-powered Fortify Speed on-touch spell, casting on a horse, and riding until I hit a bump and was launched like a fantasy version of the JATO rocket-car myth. IIRC you could combine it with Fortify Athletics and Demoralize to make enemies fly away from you, possibly even blasting off. Perhaps at the speed of light.

But 100% chameleon armor was pretty broken too. For the uninitiated:

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You actually had 9--two rings, an amulet and a shield on top of the 5 armor slots.

Getting 20% chameleon requires highest-level sigil stones, which basically means you're already a living god (in fact, there's a good likelihood that that statement is literal) regardless.

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« Reply #47425 on: April 16, 2014, 03:16:12 am »

My arms are visibly covered in salt from evaporated sweat. I didn't know this could happen.
I think it's salt, anyway. It's white and crystalline.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47426 on: April 16, 2014, 03:19:35 am »

My arms are visibly covered in salt from evaporated sweat. I didn't know this could happen.
I think it's salt, anyway. It's white and crystalline.
Actually, Japa, you are the first known human to secrete meth. The SCP foundation will come for you soon. Please do not leave your current location.

Also you're lucky it's dry enough for your sweat to evapourate.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47427 on: April 16, 2014, 03:21:42 am »

It's not dry enough, it's hot enough.
Other option is that airborne dust mixes with my sweat, and stays on my arm, but I'm not sure it'd be white then.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47428 on: April 16, 2014, 03:23:02 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47429 on: April 16, 2014, 03:41:47 am »

I have a terrific craving for fried hake. This is inexplicable.
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