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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14843210 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47265 on: April 12, 2014, 08:16:47 pm »

After an hour of trampoline jumping to teach me how fucking out of shape I am... in the end, it's only the sides of my rib cage that are sore.  WTF.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47266 on: April 12, 2014, 08:17:44 pm »

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/13400/50-cent-dubbed-over-a-jehovahs-witnesses-trying-to-get-deaf-people-to-stop-masturbating
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I got from there to a video of a track announcer calling a race in which a horse named "ARRRRR" came from behind to win, without ever breaking in his commentary or missing a word.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47267 on: April 12, 2014, 10:04:39 pm »

So...I tried to watch some Gorillaz music videos today. What the hell were the creators smoking?!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47268 on: April 12, 2014, 10:05:10 pm »

So...I tried to watch some Gorillaz music videos today. What the hell were the creators smoking?!
Something awesome, I'm sure.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47269 on: April 12, 2014, 10:17:51 pm »

I learned today that hamster sperm can penetrate human eggs.  :o
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47270 on: April 12, 2014, 10:19:20 pm »

I learned today that hamster sperm can penetrate human eggs.  :o
I would look that up, except I'm on a campus computer and they monitor everything we do.

That would be a very strange conversation to have with my adviser.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47271 on: April 12, 2014, 10:21:16 pm »

What'd be worse, though, your adviser assuming that you have some strange fetishes, or that you really need a refresher on scientific ethics before you're allowed to conduct research?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47272 on: April 13, 2014, 12:56:32 am »

What'd be worse, though, your adviser assuming that you have some strange fetishes, or that you really need a refresher on scientific ethics before you're allowed to conduct research?

Disregard ethics, acquire Nazi science.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47273 on: April 13, 2014, 12:58:55 am »

What'd be worse, though, your adviser assuming that you have some strange fetishes, or that you really need a refresher on scientific ethics before you're allowed to conduct research?

Disregard ethics, acquire Nazi science.
Eh, it's not catchy enough. You should hire a Nazi to fix that for you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47274 on: April 13, 2014, 01:05:58 am »

Hrmm, how to make it catchy.  Maybe Mr. Paperclip can help?


HI! I see you are trying to do some science. Need some help?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47275 on: April 13, 2014, 01:37:07 am »

Hrmm, how to make it catchy.  Maybe Mr. Paperclip can help?


HI! I see you are trying to do some science. Need some help?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47276 on: April 13, 2014, 01:51:06 am »

I thought it was at least 20 days into April.

WHY IS IT ONLY THE 13TH

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47277 on: April 13, 2014, 01:53:52 am »

I thought it was at least 20 days into April.

WHY IS IT ONLY THE 13TH
Thank you. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to explain. It's been too long since I've had cause to say,

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Who I'm sure is responsible somehow given the date.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47278 on: April 13, 2014, 01:56:40 am »

IT'S 4/13??????????

I somehow didn't notice that either.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #47279 on: April 13, 2014, 02:31:06 am »

Happy fifth birthday, Homestuck!
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