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[RedKing]

I vaguely remember reading some scientific literature on the presence and function of orgasms in other species, back in an anthropology class. Mostly focusing on rats and bonobos.

Oh, and pigs. Which apparently can have male orgasms lasting 30 minutes or so. Now you know why bacon is irresistible.

[Lagslayer]

I vaguely remember reading some scientific literature on the presence and function of orgasms in other species, back in an anthropology class. Mostly focusing on rats and bonobos.

Oh, and pigs. Which apparently can have male orgasms lasting 30 minutes or so. Now you know why bacon is irresistible.

Don't you ruin bacon for us.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I vaguely remember reading some scientific literature on the presence and function of orgasms in other species, back in an anthropology class. Mostly focusing on rats and bonobos.

Oh, and pigs. Which apparently can have male orgasms lasting 30 minutes or so. Now you know why bacon is irresistible.

Don't you ruin bacon for us.

Joke's on you, I don't eat mammal meat! Turkey bacon FTW!

[RedKing]

I vaguely remember reading some scientific literature on the presence and function of orgasms in other species, back in an anthropology class. Mostly focusing on rats and bonobos.

Oh, and pigs. Which apparently can have male orgasms lasting 30 minutes or so. Now you know why bacon is irresistible.

Don't you ruin bacon for us.

What? I'm just saying that bacon is the distilled essence of mind-blowing porcine ecstasy.

[Gunner-Chan]

So I'm playing a team (2 players Vs 2 ais) game of Age of Wonders III with chaoticag. And he somehow managed to lose both his cities in a handful of turns to absolutely TINY armies. While I'm on the other side of the map wiping out and absorbing the other AIs throne city.

Just....

What.... What's happening? Why is this happening? What is this?

What is my life?!

When did I become more competent than anyone at even just one 4x game?

[Sirus]

I vaguely remember reading some scientific literature on the presence and function of orgasms in other species, back in an anthropology class. Mostly focusing on rats and bonobos.

Oh, and pigs. Which apparently can have male orgasms lasting 30 minutes or so. Now you know why bacon is irresistible.

Don't you ruin bacon for us.

Joke's on you, I don't eat mammal meat! Turkey bacon FTW!

*highfive*

[kaijyuu]

Back when I was a carnivore I too preferred turkey bacon.

[RedKing]

I'm ok with turkey bacon. But it's tough to beat pure, thick-cut, uncured pork bacon.

Spoiler: Mmmmm...Bacon (click to show/hide)

[Eotyrannus]

Bacon is at its best when it's just gone crispy. It's one of the few foods I can actually cook, along with toast, scrambled eggs and from-scratch fish and chips.

[tahujdt]

So, humorous WTF, a quote from the HackThisSite.com forums:

Anyways, you could also capture their traffic and possibly steal their identities, but that would be illegal. And HackThisSite does not support illegal activities. Nope. Not no way, not no how. Never. Not us. So don't ask. Srsly.

(This was in response to a query as to how to get back at people stealing the OP's wifi.

[Greiger]

Well I suppose it would be illegal on the identity stealing thing but should it be?  I mean they are kinda sending their information to you freely (assuming you own the router and not the ISP) with nothing saying you won't use that information.

Maybe it's illegal to commit identity theft yourself but would it be illegal to sell the information to someone who will?  Or to advertising agencies?

That may be a neat way to get somebody to stop piggybacking yer wifi, have your router bring up a very legal looking warning that basically says

"Hey I know yer stealing my wifi, I am saving all information that is being sent  and by continuing to use this wifi you are granting permission to sell all information to the highest bidder.  Have a nice day.
P.S. Get your own goddamn internet."

[Neonivek]

Bacon is at its best when it's just gone crispy. It's one of the few foods I can actually cook, along with toast, scrambled eggs and from-scratch fish and chips.

Bacon is also one of the few foods that can be cooked in the microwave without ruining the quality.

[Tawa]

I don't eat bacon, and have no clue why.

Just never appealed to me. But I love porkchops.

My taste buds are frickin' weird, man.

[Frumple]

Porkchops and bacon are two very different taste/texture sensations. They may be made from the same critter, but they are almost nothing alike otherwise. Liking one means little to nothing in regards to the other, yes. So it's not really that weird if you like one but not the other*.

*Though a dislike of bacon is a confirmation that you are not, in fact, of the human species. Tell your alien overlords we are on to them, and that giving such an obvious tell is bad craft.

[Tawa]

Porkchops and bacon are two very different taste/texture sensations. They may be made from the same critter, but they are almost nothing alike otherwise. Liking one means little to nothing in regards to the other, yes. So it's not really that weird if you like one but not the other*.

*Though a dislike of bacon is a confirmation that you are not, in fact, of the human species. Tell your alien overlords we are on to them, and that giving such an obvious tell is bad craft.

Hm. Maybe I'll have to give it a shot someday*.

*I'll let them know, thanks.