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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14842338 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46515 on: March 28, 2014, 10:32:16 pm »

The original format I heard it in involved being in Scotland or something, and I don't like discriminating like that (Although I kept the name as Shamus because Shamus is a cool name that needs to be used more) so I just dropped the first part of the joke. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46516 on: March 28, 2014, 10:38:07 pm »

It appears that I am the only one who has completed the weekly assignment for one of my classes.

I wonder if that makes me entitled to all of their participation marks.

Seriously though, it's a class of 80+ people and the actual amount of people who do the assignments tends to hover around a dozen.
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« Reply #46517 on: March 28, 2014, 11:28:41 pm »

The sheer amount of people who did have sex with animals is the most disturbing part.

Kinsey's research in the 40s gave the figure at 8% of all males.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46518 on: March 28, 2014, 11:34:35 pm »

Just learned that the reason for why my grandparents have had so much tension ever since my grandfather began having his health issues stems from that they actually had an arranged marriage, and from the way my great-grandmother treated my grandmother. I guess one downside of being in a family that has an unspoken policy of not getting the kids involved in any of the stupid crap unless they want to be/need to be is that you don't really find out about any of the stupid crap.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46519 on: March 28, 2014, 11:36:01 pm »

The original format I heard it in involved being in Scotland or something, and I don't like discriminating like that (Although I kept the name as Shamus because Shamus is a cool name that needs to be used more) so I just dropped the first part of the joke. :P
I'm not sure if the coolness stands when we're talking about having sex with a goat.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46520 on: March 29, 2014, 12:05:46 am »

The original format I heard it in involved being in Scotland or something, and I don't like discriminating like that (Although I kept the name as Shamus because Shamus is a cool name that needs to be used more) so I just dropped the first part of the joke. :P
I'm not sure if the coolness stands when we're talking about having sex with a goat.

No no no, lets give it a fair shot.

Afterall if the goat was also... On fire, was a mutant that shoot lasers from its eyes, and could play the electric guitar...

It MIGHT edge into cool territory............. Naw
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46521 on: March 29, 2014, 12:08:09 am »

I don't think english actually has a word for a scene where a dude named Shamus is banging a flaming mutant laser eye goat while the goat is rocking out on a guitar.

But I could totally see it as a metal album cover.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2014, 12:10:01 am by Frumple »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46522 on: March 29, 2014, 12:10:18 am »

I don't think english actually has a word for a scene where a dude named Shamus is banging a flaming mutant laser eye goat while the goat is rocking out on a guitar.

But I could totally see it as a metal album cover.
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« Reply #46523 on: March 29, 2014, 12:11:20 am »

... y'know, I've never actually read that. And won't. And haven't seen more than a few passages. But it would fit right in, wouldn't it?
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« Reply #46524 on: March 29, 2014, 12:13:01 am »

... y'know, I've never actually read that. And won't. And haven't seen more than a few passages. But it would fit right in, wouldn't it?
You should. And yes it would.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46525 on: March 29, 2014, 01:47:35 am »

The original format I heard it in involved being in Scotland or something, and I don't like discriminating like that (Although I kept the name as Shamus because Shamus is a cool name that needs to be used more) so I just dropped the first part of the joke. :P
I'm not sure if the coolness stands when we're talking about having sex with a goat.

No no no, lets give it a fair shot.

Afterall if the goat was also... On fire, was a mutant that shoot lasers from its eyes, and could play the electric guitar...

It MIGHT edge into cool territory............. Naw
But at that point, is it really a goat he's having sex with?
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« Reply #46526 on: March 29, 2014, 06:54:02 am »

I just noticed that the cover for the 25th anniversary edition of the first volume in the Man-Kzin Wars series has an error. Namely, the kzinti in the centre has one too many fingers on his left hand. This bothers me more than it should.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46527 on: March 29, 2014, 07:59:00 am »

The original format I heard it in involved being in Scotland or something, and I don't like discriminating like that (Although I kept the name as Shamus because Shamus is a cool name that needs to be used more) so I just dropped the first part of the joke. :P
I'm not sure if the coolness stands when we're talking about having sex with a goat.

No no no, lets give it a fair shot.

Afterall if the goat was also... On fire, was a mutant that shoot lasers from its eyes, and could play the electric guitar...

It MIGHT edge into cool territory............. Naw
But at that point, is it really a goat he's having sex with?
Could sex with a demonic abomination be considered cool?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46528 on: March 29, 2014, 08:00:39 am »

Attempted to make a BLT. This resulted, due to my sandwich-making 'skills', in a sandwich that could only exist on this plane through sheer force of will.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46529 on: March 29, 2014, 08:06:07 am »

Attempted to make a BLT. This resulted, due to my sandwich-making 'skills', in a sandwich that could only exist on this plane through sheer force of will.

I don't think anyone else managed to make a non-Euclidean sandwich before. Have you considered reporting it somewhere? Like the SCP Foundation?
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