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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46275 on: March 24, 2014, 05:16:12 pm »

May the rest of your days not suck as bad as this one, Avis.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46276 on: March 24, 2014, 05:16:32 pm »

I have no idea what I have done, but somehow, some way, what I have just cooked tastes vaguely of cinnamon. There is no cinnamon in this food. It's ramen, mixed with black+lemon pepper, pepperoni, cheese, and some instant mashed potatoes.

It tastes of cinnamon. There is no cinnamon. What have I done‽
You interrocooked it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46277 on: March 24, 2014, 05:16:42 pm »

* Avis shuffles behind a wardrobe, completely embarrassed for what, the third time today?

Hey man, don't worry.

BY THE POWER OF GOOGLESKULL, I BESTOW UNTO THEE THE POWER OF FACT-CHECKING BEFORE POSTING!
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« Reply #46278 on: March 24, 2014, 05:20:47 pm »

* Avis shuffles behind a wardrobe, completely embarrassed for what, the third time today?

Hey man, don't worry.

BY THE POWER OF GOOGLESKULL, I BESTOW UNTO THEE THE POWER OF FACT-CHECKING BEFORE POSTING!
May the rest of your days not suck as bad as this one, Avis.

Nah, embarrassing myself on the 'Net is a kind of weird talent for me. Still, this is not the worst place to do it, so I manage. Thanks and all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46279 on: March 24, 2014, 05:28:52 pm »

GoogleSkull is the newest tech startup developed by Google. Just open the application, place a USB cable near the base of your human skull, and GoogleSkull will attach and slowly transform it into a material that's more durable and more permeable to GDrone mind-altering waves. A fully transformed GoogleSkull also has a female USB jack which you can use to charge up using any USB cable and functions as a wireless hotspot preconfigured for the Google Glass human surveillance system.

Please do not attempt to attach GoogleSkull to any other bones or orifices. Doing so violates the EULA (which comes pre-violated for your convenience) and may result in sexual nightmares and sleepcrime.

Some users experience a sensation of floating, flying, or plowing into a crowded street fair in your Honda Civic. Do not use heroin after using GoogleSkull. Avoid environments rich in nitrogen and sulfur oxides, as these will stimulate further autonomous transformation by GoogleSkull. Pay no attention to the voices in your head, they are probably wireless interference which will be fixed in an upcoming firmware patch.

Enjoy GoogleSkull - a software program for humans!
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« Reply #46280 on: March 24, 2014, 05:30:58 pm »

GoogleSkull runs Google Ultron.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46281 on: March 24, 2014, 06:11:11 pm »

This reminds me of that xkcd strip where the guy gets a USB port wired into his arm.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46282 on: March 24, 2014, 06:11:54 pm »

It's ok. Everything reminds me of an XKCD or SMBC strip ...
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« Reply #46283 on: March 24, 2014, 06:55:55 pm »

It's ok. Everything reminds me of an XKCD or SMBC strip ...
Hah. Everything reminds me of a Schlock Mercenary strip.

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you clearly failed to resort to enough of it."
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« Reply #46284 on: March 24, 2014, 06:58:26 pm »

It's ok. Everything reminds me of an XKCD or SMBC strip ...
Hah. Everything reminds me of a Schlock Mercenary strip.

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you clearly failed to resort to enough of it."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46285 on: March 24, 2014, 07:07:01 pm »

It's ok. Everything reminds me of an XKCD or SMBC strip ...
Hah. Everything reminds me of a Schlock Mercenary strip.

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you clearly failed to resort to enough of it."
Maxim 6.
"Do not expect the enemy to conform to your dream engagement plan?"

Also, off to sleep.
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« Reply #46286 on: March 24, 2014, 07:14:35 pm »

It's ok. Everything reminds me of an XKCD or SMBC strip ...
Hah. Everything reminds me of a Schlock Mercenary strip.

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you clearly failed to resort to enough of it."
Maxim 6.
"Do not expect the enemy to conform to your dream engagement plan?"

Also, off to sleep.
No, thats whatever the newest one is. I was numbering the first one you mentioned.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46287 on: March 24, 2014, 07:20:09 pm »

Was that the RTD:FAP?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46288 on: March 24, 2014, 08:51:53 pm »

It's in the penguin thread. I can't remember its name, something like 'things that made you penguin'

Basically, I thought fapping was the noise keyboards made.

I was... uhh... re-educated.

We need links damnit!.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46289 on: March 24, 2014, 09:07:49 pm »

My WTF for today:
How the hell did Bravely Default get released with a T rating? Like, the red mage sidequest alone is one of the darkest things I've ever seen in an RPG ever, and that isn't even the darkest thing in the game.
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