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[Yoink]

Yeah. Imagine a banana and a blender.

I had a banana/orange/mango juice-thing yesterday!

It was actually a mechanic you ate.  The turbine gives it the smoothie texture, while the debris inside the turbine give it that fruity taste.

Does this mean I've absorbed his skills, and now possess technical know-how equivalent to fourty years experience as an aircraft mechanic?

[Lightningfalcon]

Yeah. Imagine a banana and a blender.

I had a banana/orange/mango juice-thing yesterday!

It was actually a mechanic you ate.  The turbine gives it the smoothie texture, while the debris inside the turbine give it that fruity taste.

Does this mean I've absorbed his skills, and now possess technical know-how equivalent to fourty years experience as an aircraft mechanic?

Spoiler: Nope, you didn't eat enough (click to show/hide)

[10ebbor10]

On a side note, the pictures aren't that shocking. I mean, it's just a jet engine clogged up with a pinkish goo.

[Neonivek]

Apparently I am halfway decent at cards against humanity.

My strategy is to have absolutely no faith in humanity whatsoever.

I kind of hate it >_<

[LeoLeonardoIII]

It is a strange game. The only way to win is to spend your board game budget that month on a much better game instead.

[hops]

Yeah. Imagine a banana and a blender.

Screw you Dutchling Dx

What do you think strawberry milkshakes are made of!?

Not strawberries, I assure you.

"Witnesses on the ground and in the airplane stated that they saw the mechanic's basket of strawberries on the outboard side of the engine float up up, flew into the inlet hazard zone, and become ingested into the intake of the engine. This occurred about 90 seconds into the 70-percent-power engine run. The basket of strawberries was not fitted with any type of safety equipment or lanyard to prevent the ingestion. Upon sensing a buffet, the captain immediately retarded the power lever back to the idle position. The first officer stated to the captain that something went into the engine and the captain immediately cut off the start lever to stop the engine run. "

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Yeah they should definitely put a solid cover on the front and back of the engine so nothing can go in or out. Make it safer.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

"Everyone remove your airplane safety bubbles and don your driving home from the airport safety bubbles"

The engine accidentally turns on again and everyone gets sucked in. Nicknamed "the devil's engine" by underground paranormal forums. Ends up in a desert junkyard where it slowly shifts around disintegrating tumbleweeds and coyotes.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I have entered into a strange and alien land known as "Indiana". The flatness of this place is....unnerving.

[My Name is Immaterial]

All of the DLC combined for Crusader Kings II costs 50 USD. 0.0

[hops]

Item #: SCP-████

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is out of containment and cannot be contained through conventional means. Progress is being made on Operation 235-Earhart to petition for the cessation of SCP-███-█'s construction.

All SCP personnel excluding D-classes are to read this file. Any personnel known to utilize SCP-███-█ is to be terminated.

Description: SCP-███ is an infohazard that allow for the construction of SCP-███-█, or commonly called a "plane". SCP-███-█s have been responsible for many deaths due to its unsafe designs, but uses of them are still common for the transportation speed they provide. SCP-███-█ occasionally exhibit anomalous properties, disappearing from its designated destination and reappearing wrecked in other areas, or sometimes delivering the passengers to █████, which if not monitored may trigger a █████ scenario.

Guys, I don't think planes are THAT dangerous. They're just an invention! We should stop treating this like Satan invented them. - Dr. █████
Dr. █████ is to be terminated - O5-█

[My Name is Immaterial]

All of the DLC combined for Crusader Kings II costs 50 USD. 0.0

Look at how much Distant Worlds costs.

That's just silly.

[MaximumZero]

I have entered into a strange and alien land known as "Indiana". The flatness of this place is....unnerving.

You should see Indiana's ultra-flat neighbor. Then again, Ohio is a wicked place. Maybe you shouldn't.

[penguinofhonor]

If you can survive Indiana, Ohio is easy.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Wasn't that the state license plate background in 1994?