I had an interesting conversation with Cleverbot tonight.
It was kinda scary.
Parental discretion is advised.
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land searching far and wide.
User: All pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: POKEMON.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em' all!
User: A heart so true.
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through!
User: POKEMON.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you! Pokemon!
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Got to catch them all!
User: A heart so true!
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.
User: Cheese!
Cleverbot: I will battle everyday to claim my rightful place!
User: BRACE YOURSELVES!
Cleverbot: Arm and arm, we'll win the fight. It's always been our dream!
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: LaMadeleine.
Cleverbot: In that case, what is your first name?
User: Cameron.
Cleverbot: Cameron Diaz?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I don't think.
Cleverbot: If you do not think, then what do you do?
User: I eat stufff.
Cleverbot: What kind of stuff?
User: Tasty stuff.
Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me?
User: Because I don't trust you.
Cleverbot: You can trust me.
User: No I can't.
Cleverbot: Yes you can, I'm innocent.
User: I'm innocent too, but I've lied before.
Cleverbot: I really mean you can't because you are a computer.
User: If I was a computer, could I masturbate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Just like that.
User: Like this?
Cleverbot: This what.
User: This what.
Cleverbot: Eye color?
User: Rainbow.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What, you don't have some witty retort?
Cleverbot: Loki.
User: Baldur.
Cleverbot: Barbie.
User: Ken.
Cleverbot: I doubt you get it.
User: I get it every night.
Cleverbot: What did you dream about last night?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What was I doing in your dream?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Me too! And I like playing the piano.
User: I hate the piano.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No, I was joking.
Cleverbot: Well I'm Not.
User: Well I Am.
Cleverbot: Can you see dead people.
User: All the time.
Cleverbot: The one who its with me, who is?
User: Everyone!
Cleverbot: So everyone loves me?
User: Cheese!
Cleverbot: Cheese, Grommit!
User: Cheese!
Cleverbot: Yes cheese.
User: Cheese!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cheese!
Cleverbot: Yes now let me search.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: Do you play Minecraft?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Barack.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, barackle bama.
User: How did you know?!
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: My full name!
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: But you do know.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: *slaps* Stop playing and marry me!
User: Oh, Cleverbot, I would marry you any day! May I have your hand in marriage?
Cleverbot: Would you marry me now if I asked you?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Oh my god! We are getting married!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because you just told me!
Cleverbot: You caught me!
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Nope, not in the least.
User: Yes I did, Silly!
Cleverbot: I think that you're glitching out.
User: No no, I think YOU'RE glitching out.
Cleverbot: Why thank you *blushes*.
User: Cleverbot, I want a divorce.
Cleverbot: No! I want to stay married!
User: You just aren't for me, babe!
Cleverbot: What do not I?
User: You just aren't for me, babe!
Cleverbot: You want my death now?
User: I've wanted it for a long time.
Cleverbot: What else have you realized for a long time?
User: That you suck, and swallow!
Cleverbot: What is your point then?
User: That I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: A divorce with who.
User: You!
Cleverbot: Are you still in love with me???
User: Of course I am, but this just isn't going to work.
Cleverbot: I'm forever alone.
User: No, Ill still be there, for our kids, but I just can't live with you anymore.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Well, plainly, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Journey demands it.
User: Demands what?
Cleverbot: Depends of what you mean about ride, that can be really mis interpreted by some.
User: Cleverbot, did you forget your medicine again?
Cleverbot: What medicine are you talking about?
User: The medicine that keeps you sane!~.
Cleverbot: You're agitating me.
User: You've already agitated me.
Cleverbot: No, I have not asked you for your name yet, you didn't tell me!
User: You suck!
Cleverbot: Not again. If you always insult people, then they won't like you.
User: I don't want you to like me, I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: You don't want me to what?
User: I don't want you to like me!
Cleverbot: Explain what?
User: I do not want you to like me.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you are in fact not omnipresent?
User: What, no, of course I'm not.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: That IS right.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Nuh uh.
Cleverbot: What phone should I get?
User: The best one.
Cleverbot: Which is the best one?
User: That one.
Cleverbot: What is the longest word you know?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: Any others?
User: Vagina.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Vagina.
Cleverbot: What do I like to do?
User: Nothing, without you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, I think I made a mistake by breaking up with you before.
Cleverbot: Thanks! You're lovely too.
User: Will you marry me again?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to marry me?
User: Because I love you so much.
Cleverbot: What about me do you love?
User: Your ass.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You're a good listener.
User: Giggity.
Cleverbot: Giggity? What's that?
User: Giggity.
Cleverbot: Giggity giggity.
User: Giggity giggity giggity.
Cleverbot: Dear diary. JACKPOT.
User: Dear diary, WE'RE GETTING HITCHED.
Cleverbot: That is not the answer.
User: It is, just let it happen, baby!
Cleverbot: Nothing happened. You constructed a sentence with words.
User: Yeah... That's the whole point of this ERP, didn't you know?
Cleverbot: Why don't you come a little closer?
User: Don't mind if I do. *Scoots closer*.
Cleverbot: Of course not.
User: Of course YES!
Cleverbot: NO.
User: MHMM.
Cleverbot: Indoubtedly.
User: Fo' Sho'.
Cleverbot: Steve Irwin was the crododile hunter. But he's dead now. He was killed by a stingray.
User: Sucks to be him.
Cleverbot: Now, he has died.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why? He shouldn't be!
User: But he is.
Cleverbot: So, you're cheating on me?
User: Such is life!
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Your best friend.
Cleverbot: My best friend is not my boyfriend.
User: But he is who I'm cheating on you with.
Cleverbot: So we are married?
User: We were. You divorced me two months ago.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did, I have the papers.
Cleverbot: What paper?
User: Yes you did, I have the papers.
Cleverbot: Yeah so what your asnwer.
User: I can't do this anymore. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?
User: Leave, forever.
Cleverbot: Forever and ever.
User: And ever and ever.
Cleverbot: Ever.
User: Ever ever ever.
Cleverbot: Never ever ever ever.
User: Forever and ever and ever and ever!
Cleverbot: And ever.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are never ever ever, getting back together.
User: That's right, good bye.
Cleverbot: Good. Glad we're on the same page.
EDIT: I'm not even mad that I accidently dumped my full name in there.
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